Zooey Deschanel Stories

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Sex with Zooey Deschanel

by furrrereeeree on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Zooey Deschanel smiled one last time for the camera as it whirred up and flashed. Relaxing herself the director yelled, "that's a wrap! Thanks Zooey." Zooey was relieved, she had been working and smiling all day, all she wanted to do was get out of there and do something "fun." As she thought of what she wanted a hand absentmindedly snaked between her legs....

Hitchikers Guide: Zooey Deschanel

by kyenn on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Godamitmothafuck!" I screamed, kicking my tire and stubbing my toe, just adding to my frustration as I watched the smoke rise from my engine. My name is Kenny Jensen, and I'm a reporter for the Arts and Entertainment division of a local magazine , and I was supposed to be covering some up and coming bogus indie rock punk with more hair gel then talent if yo...

Zooey and Rooney's Wild Weekend

by TromeoQue on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Rooney Mara was in town filming scenes for a movie. She arrived a couple days early, so she decided to spend the weekend hanging out with her friend Zooey Deschanel. The two were sitting on the couch, in their pajamas, watching TV. "So, I think they want me to play Huntress." Rooney said. "Cool." Zooey said, "Del Toro's thinking of me for Zatanna, so we ma...

Celebrity ENF

by ewong on Dec 11, 2015
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Here you can add any female celebrity you want to have the story be about. The thread following that should be a location or scenario (such as at the pool, or being out with friends). Try to leave as many options open at the beginning so others could create a different thread with ease.What's next? Anne Hathaway Emma Stone Anna Kendrick Katy Perry Sarah Mic...

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Work Wife Ch. 02 - The Aftermath

by sequal8454 on Mar 16, 2020
Interracial Love

"I have got to get a pillow for that fucking headboard," I thought as it rhythmically ricocheted off of the wall behind it as Trina bounced insatiably on my cock. I'd just given her the play-by-play of my office tryst with Hannah. I'd barely started the story before Trina had my pants around my ankles licking and sucking the remnants of our coupling off of...

A Friend in Need - A Special Night

by KKross on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

Every Guy having a platonic relationship with a girl no matter how much he protests to the contrary, at least once, wonders what it would be like to fuck her, maybe it's just curiosity or maybe it's the millions of years of evolution dictating his thoughts, but every guy has them. It's seldom however that he gets the chance to act on these thoughts, the stor...

My Nude Olympics

by kitten1964 on Sep 15, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This story is based on real events, but in reality never happened. At least, not to my knowledge! ************************************************ I had just moved into the froshie dorm at Patoka U. at the beginning of the semester and was feeling a bit blue. I never expected to feel so homesick - hadn't, in fact, expected anything, as I was the first one...

An Unexpected Meeting Ch. 01

by highcommandkat on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The first time he saw her, he wasn't that impressed. Her breasts barely made a dent in her slightly oversized T-shirt. Kinky-curly red hair was pulled haphazardly into a bun at the nape of her neck. She was shapely in an athletic way and looked like she knew her way around a basketball court, but she wasn't toned by any means. Her shy smile made her eyes cr...

How I Met My Roommate

by sweet_lusciousdesire on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

A very beautiful woman glided into the bar as she frequently did, then headed straight for the video lottery gambling machines where she immediately started playing at maximum bet. Her frame could best be described as very petite. Long blond hair cascading down her back added to her sexuality. Free of makeup, sporting a wide eyed innocent look, she was a kno...

The Rarest Treasure

by Fred190666 on Sep 28, 2020
Transgender & Crossdressers

Note from the Author: Hi everyone! It has taken me a long time to imagine and write this story; in fact, I find it more and more difficult to find a fresh take on the corny love stories I so obviously crave. In any case, I began weaving this tale during a James Bond soundtrack phase on my IPod, this winter. As always, I hope you have a pleasant and exciting...