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Threes and Fives

by NotJennifer on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was a dark and stormy evening. Jennifer watched the drops of water hit the window in an apparently random array. She blew a puff of warm air against the glass and attempted to draw shapes, constellations, letters, anything between the drops but nothing appeared. Jennifer wiped the glass clean with her folded napkin, inhaled deeply, and settled into the ce...

Satisfying Quirks

by NotJennifer on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

It was a dark and stormy evening. Jennifer watched the drops of water hit the window in an apparently random array. She blew a puff of warm air against the glass and attempted to draw shapes, constellations, letters, anything between the drops but nothing appeared. Jennifer wiped the glass clean with her folded napkin, inhaled deeply, and settled into the ce...

Skydive Sky Clad

by LitEroCat on Sep 17, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

[9/7/12 corrected typos and revised to restore missing text and a disclaimer] "Honey, let's do something exciting next weekend. Something risky, adrenalin-gushing fun and NOT a vid game." "Oh, you mean like a beach snooze risking maximum skin cancer by catching some rays naked? How about we drive around topless - you and the car?" I didn't think she'd go f...

Goddess Ch. 12

by The_Preverted_Anarchist on Jan 21, 2020
Interracial Love

Tom made his way back to the dorms shortly after the morning (thankfully the rest of the Brednars, nor their servants, were yet home before he left). He rubbed his eyes, downed some cucumber water, and then entered the dorm room to the most unpleasant sound possible. He heard Casey groan out in despair from behind the bathroom door. He approached the door an...

The Light Is On

by Forrest_Hump on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

If I had to describe Becky, my wife, I would say that she is like the light bulb in the refrigerator. When the door is open, she is all bright and shinny. But, when the door is closed, she is cold and dark. I am not one of those who open the door. I am sitting in there in the cold and dark as far as the way she acts toward me. It takes someone else, anyone e...

Fantasy Becomes Reality Part 2 & 3

by shadys angel on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

When I awaken, I watch you as you sleep. Making love to you was even more unbelievably perfect than in all my dreams and fantasies. You look so peaceful lying there beside me. I gently slip out of bed and gather the candles that are around the room. Taking them to the bathroom I place them around and light them. I grin as turn the water on filling the tub. T...

C.N.A. Story Ch. 02

by bluefox07 on Sep 17, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: "This story takes place one year before C.N.A. Story Ch.01..." * I had just finished my training program to become a C.N.A. through the company that owned the convalescent home. Most of the women working at the facility were either happily married or just too old (55 and up is too old for me...) to even consider being with. I had been flir...

Celebrity Juices

by Beeble42 on Aug 12, 2015
Fan Fiction

“Now we have finished recognising each other’s holes” you say “it’s time to move onto the final quick-fire round.” You, John Doe, cannot believe your luck. To celebrate some TV landmark, which you could not care less about, ITV2 ran a video competition to become the “Celebrity Juice” presenter for one night. The film you made got you into the final 10 and th...

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Kim and Me Ch. 14

by john-the-author on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Ch. 14: The weekend together draws to a close You'll enjoy this more if you read chapters 1 through 13 of "Kim and Me" first. If you like this, leave glowing public comments and votes of '5', please. And tell all your friends to come read this, too. It was close to 5:30 when we returned home from the park. We were both glowing from the exercise and the r...

Naughty Tales: Jennifer & Sarah Ch. 01

by Gunn on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

On the set of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Have you ever wondered why Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love-Hewitt are the best of friends, before this movie, the two sexy young starlets could not stand one another, as the competition was rather fierce those days. But this all changed one night on set of the teen horror flick, and I will tell you ex...