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The Wee Wee Contest

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hilda Humper was trying to think of a way to make class much more interesting for her high school students. Having some knowledge of health and being in perfect shape herself, Hilda was currently teaching a senior level health class that discussed sex and the human body. With Hilda's overt and voracious sexual appetite, she saw the opportunity for all sorts...

Henry Humps Around

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

The Boy With The Whopper Wee Wee, Henry Humper stars in: "Henry Humps Around" A brand new short story by Victor C. Nathan * Eighteen-year-old Henry Humper unfastened his Levi's jeans and dropped them to the floor, kicking them free of his legs with a smile as they sailed across the room and landed in a heap. He glowed with pride at the stiffness that mad...

"Desperately Seeking Wee Wee"

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Horny 18-year-old Harriet Humper and Hung 18-year-old Kenny Long in: "Desperately Seeking Wee Wee: The Musical" Composed by wannabe playwright Victor C. Nathan Harriet Humper hears the bell ring and school is dismissed at last. She races to the boys' restroom on the second floor of Taft And Adams High School where she has promised to give one of he...

Double The Pleasure

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring The Voluptuous Blonde Beauty Hilda Humper in: "Double The Pleasure" Written by Victor C. Nathan * "Mack. Joe. This is a very important exercise that we are doing," Hilda Humper explained as she led the Jones Twins into her humble home where she resided at 1069 Sex Drive. "My sex ed class is depending on good teaching methods. Guys, you both know...

Hardwood Is Good To Find

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Victory was Harriet's. Not only just Harriet's, but the entire girls' basketball team at Taft And Adams High School. They had just secured the state championship and barely beaten Cloverdale High School by a razor thin margin. Harriet had inadvertently been the heroine of the game by scoring a wild three point shot right at the buzzer and securing the victor...

Good Ol' Mom

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Busty Blonde Bimbo Bombshells Hilda and Harriet Humper in the sequel to "Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice": "Good Ol' Mom" Written by Meet The Humpers founder Victor C. Nathan * "Thanks for helping me with my homework, Ricky," Harriet Humper said softly and gratefully as Ricky Cummings pushed her back onto the queen-sized mattress of the bed in he...

Hilda and the Giant Wee Wee

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring the Queen of Big Tittiedom, That Raucous Raiser of the Dormant Wee Wee, Miss Hilda Humper in: "Hilda And The Giant Wee Wee" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan This absurdly entertaining romp through the Humper universe is the direct sequel to the acclaimed Humper tale, "Like A Virgin". Enjoy. "Boy, that was fucking fun," Hilda said to herself a...

Janitor Charlie's Angel

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Triple J Cup Educator Hilda Humper Stars In: "Janitor Charlie's Angel" Written by Victor C. Nathan * She was done with classes for the day and she watched as the school was slowly emptied out of students, each of the pupils excitedly expelling themselves from its doors as fast as she often made a load of jism burst from a pent-up penis. Miss Hilda Humper...

Wee Wee All The Way Home

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

America's Favorite Blonde Bimbo, Hilda Humper stars in: "Wee Wee All The Way Home" Written by Victor C. Nathan Lately, carpool was Hilda Humper's favorite part of the day. For one reason, it was because she carpooled with all men. For another reason, it was because these men all "enjoyed" Hilda in very special and intimate ways that made their rides hom...

"Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice"

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Young Tawdry Trollop Harriet Humper in: "Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice" * All characters are at least 18 years of age "You wanted to talk to me, Principal Johnson?" Harriet asked innocently as she walked slowly into his office. High school senior Harriet Humper strode into Ron Johnson's office space. She was dressed sexily in a white blouse th...