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Can Can

by wonderful on Aug 7, 2018
Illustrated

The plan was simple enough, another themed party, which we love doing, this time around Bastille Day. So, all things Gallic, including the bottles of Sancerre that had been ageing nicely in the cellar. The emails with the attached flier went out to the usual suspects, as we like to call our various friends and neighbours, a group built up over two decades of...

Cafe D

by siennaslip on Dec 16, 2019
Mature

So yesterday... My feelings in the car on the way to Novato - the sneaking suspicion this would be a colossal waste of my time, coupled with nagging memory of all the other fruitless encounters I've had since R. The nebbishy little lawyer in San Francisco I couldn't picture undressing for in a million years. The creative, biracial guy from Rohnert Park who i...

Review: Escorts Pt. 02

by velvetpie on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Mike and Bryan enjoy a Mexican dinner while being serenaded by a mariachi band and Mike says that he would never introduce Bryan as an 'escort' but he would say that he is his date or companion. Bryan says that a typical appointment is dinner, a movie and some 'special' time back at the hotel. Mike doesn't think that he's a 'john'; he says that he's paying f...

Exposed Under the (Red) Light

by Illanamaidment on Sep 28, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

'On a scale of jello to cookies, how stoned do I look?' he asks. I start to laugh, it's not even funny. His straight face, in this underwater themed cafe, I've got the giggles. I'm really trying hard to stop. I take a shaky breath, suppressing the laughter. A sip of Heineken gives me something to focus on. My other friend says, 'I think you mean baked,' whil...

How to be Safe in Buying Sex Toys

by Middleagepoet on Sep 1, 2017
How To

  Okay folks in an earlier how to guide I took you into Sears and we took care of a lot of your sexual shopping for the upcoming holiday season. The general idea was to avoid some of the snobby or overly zealous sales people at your local fetish shops. Of course, other than adapting normal hardware into sex toys, another proven way to purchase products...

Meeting in Rome

by raiderh on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Author's Note: Recently my wife shared a fantasy of hers involving a seductive meeting with a supposed stranger in Italy. Both of us decided to write our own version; this one is hers. Mine is posted in the "Anal" section under the title "In Italia." While mine is playful and sexual, hers is heartfelt and romantic. Hopefully one will appeal to you, if not bo...

Island Adventures

by morefunnaked on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It's been a wonderful winter. In October I cashed in. The investment I made earlier in the year paid off even more handsomely than I could have expected. Frank's proposition sounded loony to everyone else, but I found it intriguing and just enough off the wall that maybe it would get somewhere. And I knew Frank - he was like a crazyass terrier when he got...

Streetcar

by Murray on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Saturday in Toronto. Hotter than hell. I'm drinking Cuba Libres with Alexis at a sidewalk cafe on College Street in the full glare of the afternoon sun. I'm beginning to squint, so I put on my sunglasses. In the reflection on my glasses, I know Alexis can watch the clouds slide from my left eye to disappear behind the bridge of my nose, then reappear in my r...

Getting It Off My Chest Again

by dirtyjoe69 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Getting it off my chest again More rants from DirtyJoe Yep it is me again, DirtyJoe. How have you all been? Well I have been pretty darn good lately but that doesn't mean I still don't have issues to discuss. This time I will be asking questions that I hope I get answers too. Does anyone else find the United Nations a little messed up? I mean how do you g...

Sex Doll Alley

by The_Doll_Keeper on Jan 22, 2020
Fetish

I am a married man, father, and a genuinely faithful guy, but I have a sexual conundrum I confess. I dearly love my wife and have so for many years, but her libido is practically extinct, whereas mine, well, it is still as high-strung as a 19 year old college freshman around a bunch of half-naked cheerleaders. We have tried to work this obstacle out of our m...