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Chez Saga

by phfina on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

A certain someone asked me "I know how to make gnocchi, but I want to know how you make it; so tell me!" ... and I thought: well, everybody knows how to make gnocchi, but when a certain someone told me her recipe didn't come out quite right and did she add too many chocolate chips ... (chocolate chips?) Well, an intervention was necessary. So as a bucolic...

Tips to Save Money

by JagFarlane on Sep 13, 2017
How To

Yup, another article written on how to save you money, but it's such an important topic that it's worth at least another look at. I realize a lot of folks are just now looking at how to save themselves some money but really I think we should just work the ideas into our everyday lives. What I'm going to discuss here is what should be a fairly simple way to p...

Subliminal Obsessions Ch. 06

by Sissyhalo on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

*Before... I kiss his cheek. "Yeah because the guy's pretty awesome attached to that cock so it makes like all the difference." I use the mirror to clean up my face and do my make-up and there's nothing like putting on lipstick after you sucked a big thick cock and your lips are all sensitive and puffy from all that friction...it gives me good sexy shivers...

kitty Waited Ch. 12

by LadySneak on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

kitty did not blunder that next morning. she was up before the alarm as usual and saw about her business. she crawled back into bed and lay beside Master until He awoke with the alarm. She greeted Him with a smile and a kiss. He was happy to see her that morning. T/they went about T/their usual morning of routine of showering T/together. This time the show...

A Block Party

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Howdy, I'm RedMonkeyButt, and hopefully by the end of this article you will not only know what a crawfish is, but how to cook and enjoy them as well. I will not go through the ins and outs of catching the little buggers because not all of you have a good creek running through your backyard. Instead, you will have to hunt through the wilds of the grocery stor...

An Eventful Life Ch. 03

by Dirty1010Man on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Six weeks had past since the last event. I had finally found a decent job and the days had become hectic. Gen and I barely had time to see each other. I'd get home, slap her a high five and she was off to work. The weekends were time well spent though. Friday morning arrived and I was looking forward to the lack of stress the weekends had been bringing recen...

Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

Birthday Bash

by TRIAX on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

Abner and Ken read their daily intelligence report, as they reached an interesting report, both men looked at each other with concern noted within their face. "You know what this mean right Abner?" "Yea, our job just got a bit more difficult." Both Rim-Cat officers read the paper again a second time. There are new developments that have come upon the go...

The Bus

by torp on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Wow, liberty in Barcelona! I hadn’t even been in the Navy for a year yet, and here I was, about to pull into the same port that Columbus sailed from to go and find the New World. I stood and watched with fascination on the fantail of the ship as we pulled into the port. Our mooring lines were faked out on deck, and our line captain was wetting the heavi...

Dating Diana

by Kladdaugh on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Chapter 1 I stepped out of my office as the crowd ran past. I heard gunfire and yelling as I asked one of the people what was happening. "It's an attack!" "Call the cops!" "I saw Cheetah and Captain Boomerang robbing the Federal Reserve!" As I called the police and let my coworkers know we might have to evacuate, I heard the sound of a jet fly right out...