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The Juxtaposition of Persona

by EROSSIR on Nov 26, 2017
BDSM

It is a conundrum. It had puzzled him for years. On the surface it appears to be a simple situation. The simplicity masks a complicated maze of interwoven patterns that are constantly shifting and re-patterning, often with quite interesting results. As with any structure of such intricate interdependencies, movement or change in just one variable can have to...

The Weeping Thing

by CorvusTurrim777 on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Horror

Chapter One Donald Since he wasn't scheduled for work that day, Donald was carelessly clicking through the personal ads on a couple of social sites. The ads he kept coming across weren't filling him up with any sort of happy hope for finding a date anytime soon. He skimmed over the usual seeking financially secure, prefer a man in the military, must be tal...

The Bracelet Ch. 03

by Tarzan-Dick on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

---Thanks to everyone who's been patiently waiting for more in this series. Hope you enjoy this.--- Brandi couldn't sit still from the nervousness and anticipation. She had only been seeing Mark casually for a month, but they really seemed to click, and after a week apart, they were both looking forward to getting more serious, but the past week had given...

The "Really" Hot Summer Ch. 01

by boblamonta on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

Man, I remember when I was in high school and 18 -- I was 6'8 1⁄2" of pure muscle. My biceps were the size of tree trunks, as is my enormous cock! I was the captain of the school's power-lifting team and a Colorado State champion in both the deadlift and squatting competitions! Nobody could ever top me, but the school nurse! Mrs. Rosenkrantzschultzbergkatz,...

Penthouse and the Space Vixens

by Decadent Switch on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

This story is a shameless piece of plagiarism. Anyone who wants to read the one that inspired it, find a copy of a story by Isaac Asimov called Playboy and the Slime God. It’s not as racey as this one, but it’s far superior in all other ways. ***** Late at night, on a cold and wet street in the middle of Edinburgh, a young man hunched his shoulders against...

Alya's Last Drop

by Funkasaur on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Alya was just finishing up her strength training ritual for the day when the alarm went off. All marines to drop shuttles. She ran along the ship's curved hallway to the armory to suit up, and then to her squad's drop hangar. She hoped as she headed in to the launch pod that it would be empty, since the first marine at the ready gets point coming out of the...

Drummer Boy - Back Into Hell Ch. 01

by Lady_Dysprosia on Apr 25, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Note: This is part of a continuing story. The previous parts are, in order: Drummer Boy - The Call, Drummer Boy - Jason Goes to Hell, Drummer Boy - Down to Earth and Drummer Boy - Secret Origins. Welcome back! How's the family? Seen any good movies lately? Now that we've gotten the small talk out of the way, let's jump back into story mode. I hope you'll e...

The Bracelet Ch. 01

by Tarzan-Dick on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

The moment Brandi set her eyes on it she knew she had to have it. It was a strange golden bracelet, like a small metal-shelled armadillo, with a long flexible tail that wrapped around the wearer's forearm. "How much is this?" she asked the trinket shop owner with excitement. "That? Oh, dear you don't want that, believe me. As much as I'd like to get rid of...

Lula May Gets Her Wood Cutter

by cooterfishin on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hi, this is Bud from Calders Draw. Momma made some of the best cooter soup with dumplin's I have ever had. The cooters were just the right size for soup. Cooter are sure hard to catch. And once you catch them you can't just let them run off into the crick again, or you have to catch them again. Before I was an expert at catchin' cooter I would try to tie the...

Cooterfishin'

by cooterfishin on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hi again. This is Bud from Calders Draw way up in the mountains. My Momma and I live at the point of the draw in a log house. We can look down across the hills and valleys and watch the weather roll across the world from up there. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. My Momma tells me I am 18 years old now...that is getting pretty old for a country boy t...