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Porn Life 101 Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky porn parody. This is my new series on the porn life... Enjoy my freaks. "Ok Selena, just like that. Blow me a kiss. Good, now pop out that chest a little more." I was taking some pictures of Selena Gomez. She came to me, because she was bored with her career. She wanted to reinvent herself and show her naughty side. So here we were, her sh...

Porn Whore Jalande Jaguar

by DickThePimp on Oct 30, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy fuck parody series... It ain't real. This is my new series about non pornstar celebrity women who decide to make a porn movie... It's a simple concept, with a lot of sleazy freaky fun... This series will mix real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was approached by a rich perverted freak... kind...

The Perverted World of James Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Oct 29, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a pimptastic fuck parody series... It ain't real playa Superpimp 01 Star of this story : Shanna Moakler Family member in this story : My Cousin Kate Upton (Herself) I was waiting for my newest ho, former Miss USA Shanna Moakler. You see, pimpin' is my game. It's my life. I'm the 24kt gold plated, diamond daddy of the sex biz. They call me Superp...

The New King of Queens

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It ain't real. Queens, New York 2000 Hey there, my name is James. I just moved into my new house in Queens. I'm originally from Manhattan, but I moved out east for business reasons. I started making porn movies and the taxes and other business expenses is way cheaper here. It's a quiet neighborhood and I noticed my next door neighbor, C...

Training Jwoww

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...

My Freaky Life 02

by DickThePimp on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...

Secret Night Ch. 02

by SexiKate87 on Mar 25, 2019
Group Sex

After last night, I had to strip the hotel bed and let it air dry. I didn't want the hotel staff coming in and thinking of me as a slut. I took a shower, got dressed and went to orientation. The entire day I was distracted with the pleasure from last night. The excitement of what I was about to do tonight kept me wet and distracted throughout orientation. Af...

Taking Control Kim Kardashian

by DickThePimp on Jul 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL I was sitting in Kim Kardashian's house, with her mom, Kris Jenner, waiting for the queen herself to show up. Kris had hired me to remodel Kim's bedroom because I'm the best in the biz, at what I do. I have a long list of celebrity clientele, I have worked with and they all have loved my work. I'm also the best, at anothe...

Penny vs. Bernadette

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...

Driving Miss Rousey

by DickThePimp on Sep 18, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck parody... It ain't real. "How long have you been driving celebrities?" "About a year. It's a part time diversion for me." "Diversion from what?" "Life in general... No, just kidding, from my other job." "What's your other job?" "I'm a pimp." "You're kidding." "Nope. Pimpin' ain't easy ma'am." "Ha. I'm sure. Call me Ronda. I like you J...