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Nice Guys Finish First

by Viali7 on Sep 14, 2020
First Time

Jake was a nice guy. He really was. Not in that "nice guys finish last" kinda way. Not like a Reddit troll. Just an awkward, autistic 27-year-old who was still hopelessly virginal. Even after reaching out over text and asking a female friend if she'd mind helping him with his "problem" as politely as he could...she'd refused. Ok, maybe he was a Nice Guy (™...

Memoirs of Miss L

by sizequeer on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Author's note: This is the beginning of an idea for a novel I have, and so this is an extremely slow-burn of a story, and doesn't get to any actual sexual writing until the very end. If you want to just masturbate, I'd suggest you skip over to that part. If you like reading fiction that isn't simple and plain pornography, I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the...

A New York Tale Pt. 05

by neuromancerzero on Aug 26, 2019
Fetish

I woke up early the next day, despite us staying up late. The warmth of all five of us on a queen bed was too much for me. I was thoroughly entangled by limbs and I had to carefully extricate myself as so note to wake them. After five minutes of untangling notes, I was able to discretely slide into the shower and rinse myself off of the potpourri of bodily f...

Neighbourhood

by AgentNeptune on Oct 15, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"And you? Bachelor? No pets? No girlfriend?" I asked. "Nah, just me." He turned the volume on the TV down a notch and brought up his knee so he could rest his arm on it while facing me more. "I had a cat, but he passed away late last year. I haven't felt the need to get another... I guess I'm still in mourning." "I'm so sorry," reaching out, I touched his...

Peace In Our Time

by ladyapollo3583 on Jan 22, 2020
Text With Audio

There are many in my court who are calling for your execution as a show of force against those who would do us harm, while others feel that such violence would only result in retaliation from your people. They would simply have you ransomed off back to your people as a show of good faith, as well as our own superiority. The script is by u/rottenpines from...

City Getaway

by muaddib75 on Nov 21, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Meet the characters: * Jake - 185 cm tall, lean build, reasonably fit, short dark hair and green eyes, trimmed beard. * Michelle - 170 cm tall, reasonably fit, shoulder-length brown hair, hazel eyes, average sized breasts and round ass. Michelle opened the door using her key card and turned on the lights. She quickly inspected the hotel room with a few glan...

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It's not Cheating if You Don't Touch

by itsnotcheatingif on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Chapter 1 A couple of years ago Jessica and I were ready to move out of home. We were engaged to be married early the next year, and while I'm sure Jessica had different reasons, a large part of the motivation for me was to have somewhere we could fuck without feeling like we were doing something illegal at our parent's houses. Jessica was fit, toned and a...

Intercepted E-Mail

by sindypink on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Oh, the morning. She wakes up each day thinking, "oh, God. OK. Today is gonna be the day when all my dreams come true. Everything is gonna fall into place." And she meant it. Alas, without fail, something goes awry. She has decided now that this is just the way life challenges people and, of course, she is not some special case that the Universe is out to de...

The Johnson Complex

by Januse on Sep 20, 2018
Erotic Couplings

At Samuel Ezra Xander University, a small, private, liberal arts college on the east coast there are several options for freshman living. One of these options is the Johnson Complex, and it’s considered the best place a freshman could live. Twelve buildings, Forty-Eight students per building, a lounge, every room has AC, and it’s in a great location on campu...

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The Hound of Hell

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The name is Mitchell Dreyfuss. The Hound of Hell. Destroyer of the Devil's Enemies. At first glance I look like your average six-foot-three, 260-pound, dark-skinned and clean-shaven black gentleman clad in stylish Urban gear. Unfortunately, I'm anything but. For starters, though I look like a man in his mid-twenties, I am considerably older than that. You se...