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Are We There, Yet?

by Todd T on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Todd couldn't believe he actually said "yes" when the dispatcher asked him if he wanted to drive to Toledo. Sure, the money was good, but he was tired from already working for over 8 hours, and this trip was at least a two hour drive, each way. Todd was told that he would have only three people that needed to go to the airport in Toledo. Once again, one of...

The Terrace

by grvybrd on Jul 11, 2018
Erotic Couplings

In my first few years after college, when I was finally living my dream of working and living in the city, I bounced around a lot between different apartments, always "leveling up" into places that were somehow both nicer and more affordable than the previous one. The best one of those without question was the sublet I practically stole from my college frien...

Normality-Self insert universe.

by hollowking111 on Jan 19, 2017
Fan Fiction

This is a normality-self insert story where a character of your own choosing either one made up by you or a character from your favorite movie, TV show, game, book, comic, or manga is placed in which ever fictional universe that you want and given the power of universal acceptance to do what ever he or she wants to do. First pick a universe you want this sto...

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Seinfeld Visits Literotica

by MacDuke on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Did you ever wonder about those extra buttons that come with suits and sport coats? You know the ones in a little plastic bag in the inside pocket? I mean what's that all about? Does the tailor think we can't find a small black plastic replacement button costing one penny when we need one? I mean you all have a special drawer in your armoire with all these s...

How to Spot Arousal in a Woman

by Selena_Kitt on Sep 11, 2017
How To

I have extremely temperature-sensitive nipples. A slight breeze blows by and the girls stand up like doggies begging for bacon treats. Which invariably makes Mr. Kitt's eyes light up. Every single time. I could have been shivering on the deck of the Titanic and he would have noticed my nipples getting hard in the cold. Seriously. My inner comedy stage sport...

My Master and a Guest

by HumveesAreFriendly on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

My Slut wrote this to me... Watched Seinfeld...episode about Jerry buying Dad a new car. I tried to go to sleep...started fantasizing instead. Thought about you telling me to go to a hotel, and get the key at the front desk. As I walk into the room it is dark, but the door shuts behind me. You start taking off my clothes, once I am nude you tell me to assu...

Costumes, Drinks, and My Foreskin

by TakeEight on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

I don't want to submit a story that seems unreal or fabricated. This submission is all about my first sexual encounter. I read a few "first time" stories that other authors have posted, but I had a hard time believing that everything went so smoothly and well. My story is what actually happened, and I want to accurately portray my experience without changing...

Pass Me the Festivus Pole

by patientlee on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Pass Me the Festivus Pole: Group gift exchanges. As Frank Costanza from Seinfeld would say, "The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances." Pass me the Festivus Pole, and listen up. Takes Festivus Pole This year, the number of group gift exchanges has gotten out of hand for my family. I appreciate that it's an attempt to limit the number...

Master Squirrel

by justincbenedict on Jul 29, 2019
BDSM

Orson looked at Squirrel hopelessly. "I really need to get out of this thing, dude." Orson was standing in the middle of their living room, naked but for his chastity device, and looked really desperate. Squirrel snorted. How strange things had gotten in the past nine months. Squirrel was a bit of a geek, and had been kind of flattered when the most popular...

Black Men are Better Lovers

by Samuelx on Sep 12, 2017
Interracial Love

Meet Leonard Dries. He's a tall, good-looking, sexy macho man of French and African descent. This six-foot-three, curly-haired, bronze-eyed, brown-skinned stud is simply irresistible. Both men and women go crazy for his dashing good looks and magnetic personality. He is the ultimate seducer and everyone in his Long Island neighborhood knows this. He attends...