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Meeting Sarah Palin

by Gh0stw1nD on Oct 13, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

You are a courier for a delivery service. You spend your day running around the city, delivering high value items or important messages to high profile clients. It is a decent gig, and the pay is good, but it doesn't leave a lot of free time. Checking in with your supervisor, he hands you a large envelope and a custody chain form. You sign the form acknowled...

Meeting Palin

by Gh0stw1nd on Jul 29, 2011
Fan Fiction

You are a courier for a delivery service. You spend your day running around the city, delivering high value items or important messages to high profile clients. It is a decent gig, and the pay is pretty good, but it doesn't leave a lot of free time. Checking in with your supervisor, he hands you a large envelope and a custody chain form. You sign the form ac...

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by Stardog Champion on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

None of this would have happened if I didn't have a weakness for betting on my Jets and blindly laying the points each time they were a favorite. You'd think after all these years I would have learned to bet with my head and not my heart, but each Fall it seems like I slip face first into the same enticing trap. I'm not going to tell you just how much I was...

Mommy Was a Whore Ch. 09.5

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Locksmith Ned Kelliher handed Gina the key and she asked would it work. He cackled and said technology was rather unremarkable in those days. "Of course it will work. I like you showing everything in that red dress. It's the one you had on in last night's film on TV, wasn't it?" "Yes Mr Kelliher. Be careful your eyes don't pop...you are staring." "Oh I'm s...

Sarah Palin Diaries

by SarahPalinParody on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fall in Walsilla, Alaska was always special. The air was clear and chilly; the leaves had turned golden brown and were making their journey to the ground. Sarah stood by the shore of Lake Lucile closing her eyes momentarily before taking a deep breath of the cool calm air. The chill made Sarah zip her red exercise jacket further up her neck. She noticed that...

Willow Palin's Birthday Party Ch. 01

by baranbrat on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Juliet Huddy was sitting at her desk at the Newscorp offices in New York City when her computer alerted her of an e-mail on her personal account. She smiled to herself when she saw it was from Sarah Palin up in Alaska. Opening it a huge smile crossed her face as she read it and suddenly she felt a moisture building between her legs. Sarah had reminded her t...

Rod in the Valley Ch. 01

by RodSterling1 on Sep 19, 2017
Interracial Love

PLEASE NOTE: All events involving characters in this piece of work are purely fictional (unfortunately). In addition, all characters are over the AGE OF 18. Enjoy. -RS ***** "Wake up shithead, you're on in five." You come to with the blinding light of lamps hanging above a dresser mirror. 'Where the fuck am I? Am I dreaming?' You wonder. You look around...

Sarah Palin, Sex & Valentine's Day

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. Sarah Palin, Sex & Valentine's Day The Alaskan ex-governor and a writer make a love connection on Valentine's Day. For the record, I'm not a serial killer in the way that Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, was or a survivalist living in the forest by Walden Pond in the way of Henry David Thoreau. I'm not ev...

Levi Pounding Sarah Ch. 03

by cyrene08 on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Levi got another beer out of the fridge as he heard Tank come in the front door. "Back here," he called. His friend, all six and a half pitch-black feet of him, sauntered back and took the brew Levi offered. "So you said you needed my help?" "Yeah. Little project that could use your skills." Taking a pull off the ice-cold beer, Levi lead the way back to h...

Fox and Guests Pt. 04C

by baranbrat on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Sarah Palin stood before the camera at Fox and Guests, she looked awesome as always, but she looked nervous. "Good morning ladies and gentlemen my name is Sarah Palin and what you are about to see was one of my many fantasies. This one more or less fell into my lap. Just to set the scene, the first part you will be seeing was recreated. After the real fantas...