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When I Was 21

by SamScribble on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

I think The Kingston Trio said it first. But then Frank Sinatra said it more eloquently. It was Frank who moved it from the major key to the minor key. Brilliant. 'When I was twenty one, it was a very good year. A very good year for city girls who lived up the stairs.' And, yes, not only did the city girls live up the stairs, but - as Frank observed - the...

Lord of the Rings: Samwise Gamgee

by Joseki Ko on Sep 12, 2017
Chain Stories

DISCLAIMER: The story is a fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled that...

The Memories of Trees Ch. 04-05

by cheesy80s on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

Collin's trip to Las Vegas back in 1997 was courtesy of Mira MiLady's Oven Roasted Chicken. One of his guilty pleasures in life was reading Inventor Today magazine, a publication that could almost be considered trash pulp for the MENSA crowd. It's glossy pages were plastered with badly pixilated images of new invention patents juxtaposed to articles on how t...

Food and Sex TV Ep. 01

by GuessImJamie on Mar 18, 2020
Humor & Satire

FOOD and SEX TV - Episode One - Caribbean Chicken "Today on Food and Sex TV we are going to make a Caribbean Chicken Jerk with Rice. Cook it in a single pot. It's quick, it's easy, and it's delicious," said Skyler into Camera One. "Jerk," said Naomi smiling into Camera Two, "like in jerk-off?" "No," the beautiful black haired, mocha colored twenty somethi...

Neighborhood Dad Ch. 18

by LittleHenry on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

Someone suggested that I should change categories if I were changing subject matter, but I think doing that with Chapter 17 might have caused some readers to miss it. People got used to seeing the series in Mature, so I'm going back to that setting now. ***** A few days later, five of us piled into Richard's SUV and headed off for the Blue Ridge Mountains....

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 02

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

As usual, any and all comments and feedback are welcome as long as it's creative. Red Beans and Rice This is a meal my family has at least twice a month. Not only do we love it that much, but it sure beats the shit out of pizza every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I don't generally serve it with a bunch of sides unless I'm serving a crowd, so at the...

Dora Does Dinner

by smysecret on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A food documentary in the style of the Loving Wives forum. This story is satire. No endangered species were consumed in its production. It has no redeeming social value whatsoever apart from sending up the unconventional lifestyles of Loving Wives. If that is not your cup of tea then please read something else: Shakespeare, the news or even The Naked Chef (...

BBW Maria

by SamScribble on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

A few days ago -- well, last Thursday to be precise -- I was on my way to the station when something interesting happened. It was one of those days when it kept threatening to rain but never quite did. The sun was out, but the clouds were gathering, and there was a fresh breeze. I was just about to walk past the main entrance of a building that houses an ad...

The Trophy Wife Ch. 03

by Gary_Alexander_2 on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

My name is Amy Howard, and my life sucks. I'm twenty-two years old, and my husband has lost all interest in me. He's been saying a lot of nice things about his ex-wife lately, and I'm afraid he's going to go back to her. If they're not already sleeping together. I had sex with my best friend's husband. It was my fault more than his: I was teasing him merci...

The Last Race of the Season

by SamScribble on Mar 18, 2020
Erotic Couplings

When Karen first talked about 'working with India', I assumed that she meant the country. But then, after the name had come up a couple more times, I realised that, while India was a country, the India that Karen was talking about was a woman. 'An artist,' Karen said. 'An illustrator. Fashion mainly. We worked together at O'Rourke's. I did the words and Ind...