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Censoring Sex in Songs

by Selena_Kitt on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Congress held hearings about hip-hop and rap lyrics a few months ago. Right. Like this is supposed to do anyone any good? Is this supposed to stop the N word from being bandied around and prevent "Beeotch" from ending up in the dictionary some time down the line? Somehow I doubt it. I have a 14-year-old son who listens to rap, and it's not pretty. Some of th...

Crystal Passion Ch. 08

by bradley_stoke on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"Wherever it is we'll be tomorrow, it won't be Kansas," Crystal announced when she'd returned from the hotel foyer after what was originally intended to be a routine phone call to Kai about the tour itinerary. "And it most certainly won't be Kansas City." "No need for ruby slippers then," said Thelma. "So, if we're not going to Kansas, where are we going...

Fun at the Grocery Store

by MsMantis on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I was home, alone. Enjoying the solitude of a rainy day, the comfort of my own surroundings, and the secret thrill of wearing a sweater, frilly pink boy short underwear, and thigh high stockings, and nothing else. My hair was messy, my two braids still in place but with many flyaway tendrils. I moved about my housefrau duties; washing dishes, loading them...

Sarah has Fun with Her Neighbor

by SarahCD on Jan 29, 2019
Transgender & Crossdressers

I first published this experience a few years ago. I prefer to call them 'experiences' since the term 'story' implies fiction to me. My experiences are based upon my real life. Since I started posting my experiences my writing skills have improved a little. While, I cannot change what actually happened to me, I have added some more detail and corrected some...

How I Overcome the Block

by NaivelyWandering on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Author's note: Undoubtedly, this issue's been addressed with innumerable 'how to' guides across the web. If what I've offered below doesn't work for you, find your favourite search engine and 'give it a burl'. How To... Overcome writer's block. My way. Not necessarily your way, but shooting or beating your monitor won't help. Well, it might give you momen...

Bridesmaids

by Alicemoon on Oct 6, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Hours after she left, I woke up alone and felt exquisitely naked. Sticky all over with dried sweat and saliva, I could still smell her on my skin, like yogurt and rosewater. I sat up studied myself in the mirror. My rust-red hair and cream-white skin. My every curve looked pink and puckered like her lips after a long, wet kiss. I lifted my arms above my tang...

The Dare of the Siren

by phubby on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

It was wrong. Very wrong. I knew it. I tried to resist it. I tried to walk away, look away, turn my thoughts away... anything away. No luck. The magnetic force was too great. The gravitational pull was more than I had bargained for. This was the tipping point, although I was just-this-side of realizing that. I had secretly danced this dance too many times....

Partridge Family Values Ch. 02

by Keith P on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Shirley stood nearly motionless in the middle of the brightly-lit room. She hadn't felt like this in years. Across from her was a virile, young man who was obviously getting turned on by her provocative attire. His attention excited her, but, at the same time, it scared her - because, after all, this was her own son. Keith shifted his position on the couch...

My Best Friend: Jayden & Gabriel

by cookies_and_sex on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

Gabriel chased after Jayden on to her porch. This was far worst than anything he though was going to happen. And he was already expecting the worst. "Jayden, please." His right hand reached out and grabbed her left arm, spinning her to face him. He was greeted with a pair of brown dough like eyes filled with anger, and lots of it. *********** "Gabriel Man...

Hobbit Erotica

by sassperus_manilow on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

One fine evening, where the moon was full, there lived three lonely hobbits. First there was Sam the Wise. He was married to a bartender and enjoyed wearing black satin g-strings and threw each one away after being used once. Then there was Pippin the Scavenger Man. He was pretty thrifty and bright. So often he ravaged through random trash barrels. On a cert...