by
DickThePimp
on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Man... James... you've got the life, dude."
"This I know, my friend... this I know."
My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt.
"Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...
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by
DickThePimp
on May 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : FREAK FUCKING INCEST PARODY... FULL ON SLEAZY ASS PERVERTED HEDONISTIC DEBAUCHERY RUN WILD... IT'S DEPRAVED AND DIRTY TO THE MAX... IT'S FICTION... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT'S FILTHY AS FUCK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS
STORY : AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE FREAKIEST AND HORNIEST FAMILY EVER... MY FUCKED UP SLEAZY SEX FILLED LIFE FOR YOU TO ENJOY... BUCKLE UP....
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by
Globallytrotted
on Aug 22, 2018
Erotic Couplings
Mark loosened his tie and exhaled as he slumped back into the bar chair. He grasped the cold pint of beer the bartender had just poured, enjoying his first calm moment of the day. He'd flown out to Las Vegas two nights ago for a conference two days ago, and between the constant networking jet lag, he was exhausted.
"If didn't know any better I'd assume wer...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fucked up fuck parody series alert
WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers...
This series replaces the White Trash For Life series...
Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
SEX PARODY
CAST :
JAMES (ME)
SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS)
MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS)
MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD)
I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I gues...
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by
iggyspear
on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
"I really think you're going to like this girl," Jean said. "She's like you, just looking for fun, nothing serious. She's not a slut or anything, but she's definitely horny. You might even get a little action."
Jean was referring to a girl named Amy she was trying to set me up with. It had been months since I'd been laid last and although part of me wanted...
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by
RichardSchwarz69
on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love
"You almost done Lilly?"
"Almost."
I was anxious for the weekend, but it wasn't because I had something to do. It was simply because I don't think people could understand how much pressure could be put on a person from a small print company in the middle of the city. We had a lot of high brow clientele and when lawyers want their paperwork they want it yes...
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BDSM
"Well how much more of it can you bring out of me?"
"How much more do you want me to bring out?"
"All of it baby, all of it. I want you to make me your complete cumslut, and even move onto the next level eventually."
"The next level? Are you referring to what I think you are referring to?"
"Yes Ma'am, that's exactly what I am referring to. I'd love to b...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 9, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL
This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks
I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
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by
Jonesfalls
on Sep 14, 2017
Mature
Charlotte Staff, sitting on her sofa in her living room reading a book when a knock on her door moves her to see who is there. She is surprised to see Tony, a childhood friend of her sons. Charlotte quickly lets him in and they began chatting about what's new, how's the family and so forth. Tony tells her that her is getting married soon and she hugs him and...
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