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Pimpin' Jersey Shore Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... UNFORTUNATELY MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. S...

Oprah and I Make Porn Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 5, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE SECOND EDITION OF MY OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN SERIES... IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH CELEBRITIES AND PORNSTARS WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... THIS ONE STARS SERENA AND VENUS WILLIAMS OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN Ch...

White Trash Meets Black Pussy Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck parody series... Maybe offensive... But not real Series Theme : I'm the trashiest white motherfucker (literally) out there... And I have a huge sweet tooth... I love chocolate... I love black pussy... My adopted mother is Oprah Winfrey... I'm the sleaziest fuck freak on earth... Sex drugs and freaky shit is my motto Phone's ringing... Still...

Gettin' Freaky with Anne Burrell

by DickThePimp on Jan 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freak Fucking Sex Parody My girlfriend, Chef Anne Burrell of Food Network and I were flying from Chicago back to NYC. I was horny... as usual... so I started feeling her up, while she read a book. Anne winked at me. We kissed and I rubbed her landing strip topped, juicy cunt, through her skin tight jeans. I was in the window seat and she was on my left. I r...

Our Family Bond

by DickThePimp on Mar 27, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** WARNING: PERVERTED SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT'S DIRTY THOUGH "Mmmmmmm... Give me that dick JAMESSSSSSS... Ahhhhhhhhhh." My Sister Dana's (Regina King) lips tasting so sweet... Pussy even sweeter. Got her arms stretched out above her head, plowin' dat sweet ass pussy like...

Three?

by studly_hungwell on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

It's kind of rainy outside... I may as well go to the gym. Giving you a call to let you know I am headed to workout, but you sound as if you need to get out. Well, why don't you come over... we can cook something, talk and relax. I hang up and head into the kitchen to cook some chili... baked beans with red, green and yellow peppers, some finely chopped onio...

I Love Sluts Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fucked Up Fuck Parody I love sluts... I mean, I actually love sluts... slutty women make me hard as steel. I wanna fuck as many of them as possible... in as many ways as possible. I only date whores. You gotta be full on cum hungry and have no inhibitions. My newest girlfriend, ebony pornstar Kay Kush is one of my all time favorite whores. She does porn......

Fucked Up and Depraved Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fuck Parody Warning : Sick... Twisted... Fucked Up... Sleazy... Depraved... AND VERY OFFENSIVE!! I'm a King. A King Of Gluttony. I was born rich. I was born an alpha male. If I want something...or someone... I have it... or them. I live in my own sex crazed, twisted world of pleasurable self indulgence. I'm the King of it. I rule it with an iron fist... a...

Pimpin' Jersey Shore Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PIMPED OUT FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL It was the last day of my Jersey Shore vacation. The weather was great, 80 degrees and sunny. I was on the deck of my rental place, relaxing with my girl, Jwoww. She was topless sunbathing, a hot pink thong on and nothing else, except designer shades. She had her right hand in my swim trunks, slowly.....

Peaches

by BenKap1900 on Feb 12, 2019
Fetish

Ever since the crack epidemic in the late 80s, the black community has seen some tough times in Washington, D.C. Gun violence, drug abuse and prostitution was a daily occurrence in the streets. It was hard for single mothers since most black men in the hood were getting locked up, strung out on drugs or in prison. They had to do what they had to do to surviv...