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The Best Milf Patricia Heaton

by DickThePimp on Aug 1, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. *** Timmy rang the doorbell, of his neighbor across the street, Patricia Heaton. She had asked him to move some stuff from her basement. Her family was out of town and she was all alone, so she needed his help. Timmy is a good guy, 18 years old. He was preparing for college in the fall and he could use some extra cash, s...

Caroline Rhea Goes To College

by quinnhemmingway on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Disclaimer: This is a just a work of erotic fiction. It is not sanctioned by any of the female celebrities that are mentioned in it. In no way, does this story reflect the sexual orientation of these female celebrities. Enjoy. Feedback is greatly welcomed, don't be shy. Cast Caroline Rhea Shania Twain Patricia Heaton Gail O' Grady Jewel Meredith Vieira...

Patty's Punishment Party

by fmcchris on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Oh, my God!" Meg Ryan uttered as she and Marisa Tomei watched in stunned disbelief while John Weston, Patricia Heaton's personal assistant for the past two years, assiduously stroked his huge cock in front of a stack of recently produced color photos of his boss, which showcased the red-headed beauty in an assortment of sexy dresses and which now lay in pel...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a big perverted fuck parody series based on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It ain't real My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) San Francisco, CA. 2:30 pm "Smile baby... say CHEESE!" "CHEESE!!" My good friend Bernadette smiled around my 10 inch meat missile, her fucking sexy mouth stretched obscenely wide around my huge cock. She was blowing me, whil...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 30, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...

Trailer Park Sex Addict Ch. 04

by DickThePimp on Nov 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"God damn, bitch... suck that nut, suck it all out, baby." I look down at my next door neighbor Marge... her name's Margaret, but I call her Marge, like Marge Simpson. She's a black granny though, with short gray hair, not a yellow bitch with a blue hair beehive hairdo. She's laid out on her sofa. I'm on top of her, sitting on her huge titties, my ten inch...

Trailer Park Days of Our Lives Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 10, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

A TRAILER PARK SOAP OPERA... A REALLY DIRTY ONE... "Damn mama... your pussy grabbin my dick like it owes you money. SHITTTTTTT!! UHHHHHHH!!" "Oh yeahhhh sweetheart. It owes me cummmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm." Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) grinds and bounces faster and faster on my ten and a half inches of white trash cock meat. My bed is creakin and crackin like a moth...

Pretty Ladies

by tomjones100 on Sep 24, 2019
Reviews & Essays

I am a bit over 30 years old. These are the women I enjoy in movies. This is my special list of movies, sex and sexy women. *~*~*~* 1. Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone in Everybody Loves Raymond). This petite babe always gives me big hard-ons, especially in the early episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond. She is the reason why I am attracted to pretty girl-ne...

Sex, Drugs and Pimpin' 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 9, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...

Gettin Freaky In Van Nuys

by DickThePimp on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...