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Dexterous Dexter 01

by Hypoxia on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Author's note: My uncle Ron died recently. While sifting through his files, I found journal folders marked MY STORY, containing accounts of his life. I have adapted and edited these notes and will post them when I can. These stories include bisexuality, incest, interracial and mature and group sex, etc. All sexual activity depicted here involves persons at l...

På ren svenska

by deol on Mar 12, 2020
Miscellaneous

Kim öppnade sina ögon, och såg sig om. Rummet hade vita väggar. Det stod några apparater med siffror och kurvor på båda sidor om sängen. Kim visste inte vad som hänt. En medelålders man stod bredvid sängen. Han bar en vit rock, och lyste in i Kims ögon med en ficklampa. "Vad bra du har vaknat", sa mannen, "Jag är doktor Nilsson. Vet du vad som...

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Forever in Love, Forever Horny

by Ppoesje on Nov 29, 2017
Non-English (dated)

Prrrr, prrrr, prrrr. Roos wordt wakker van het geluid van de wekker. Het geluid van regenval tikt op het dak van haar appartement. Snel snoozet ze haar wekker en kruipt ze nog even lekker onder de dekens van haar tweepersoonsbed. Langzaam wordt Roos wakker en realiseert ze zich dat vandaag het nieuwe studiejaar eindelijk begint. Meteen springt ze uit bed, ze...

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Het seksleven van een man van middelbare leeftijd!

by e-ro-ger-stories on Jul 4, 2013
Non-English (dated)

Als ik mijn seksleven bekijk, dan wordt ik met regelmaat seksueel bevredigd door mijn seksvriendinnen. Ik ben goed geschapen, de lengte en omvang zijn bij volledige erectie meer dan gemiddeld. Ik hou ervan goede seks aan mijn meisjes te geven. Ik ben na jaren hardcore seks tot de conclusie gekomen dat zelfs de grootste frigide vrouw door een grote stijve pik...

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Alien Mine Ch. 02a

by wiltell on Apr 15, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 2a Alien Trouble Sandy and Amancia walked into the shower in Rhys's room. It was easily big enough for two, Sandy had showered with Rhys many times over the last 6 months. As she turned on the water and Amancia adjusted the showerhead, she felt a sense of satisfaction doing as Rhys had instructed. Amancia looked at her with a puzzled and concerne...

Alien Mine Ch. 06

by wiltell on Oct 12, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 6 edited - final Tyrell Johnson was a medium-sized man of simple means. He did not aspire to fame, riches perhaps but that was unlikely to happen. He was a small fish in the underworld and that was ok with him. Tyrell ran a small piece of the numbers game, was a part-time loan shark, and part-time pimp. Other than a lack of morals his main vice was...

Brenda's First Date

by pope32767 on Sep 1, 2017
First Time

Disclaimer: Brenda is eighteen, Charlotte is thirty-nine, Frank is forty-seven, Jack is nineteen, Adella is eighteen, Frank's friend is forty-two, Pastor Brown is fifty-five, Frances is nineteen, Lacey is eighteen, Geraldine is thirty-eight, Mrs. Judith Bloom is thirty-two, Mrs. Sarah Bloom is forty, Mr. Bloom is forty-five, Mrs. Applegate is forty-one, Mrs....

Alien Mine Ch. 03

by wiltell on May 12, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Rhys awoke later that night, or perhaps early in the morning, was a better description. The clock told him he had been asleep for approximately 3 hours, and it was 4 am. While in the field, he often awoke as if he had a sixth sense when danger was near. Lying quietly, Rhys did not know what had woken him. He could feel the girls in his mind and somehow knew...

Speedo Shopping Humiliation

by swimfan2 on Sep 12, 2018
Fetish

I'd been dreading this day for some time. It was the last week of Summer vacation and I was about to start my final year of high school. My name is Simon and I've just turned eighteen years-old. I've been a swimmer since junior high, not the best on the team, in fact probably one of the weaker swimmers. Juniors are frequently called ahead of me to race, and...

The Succubus 'n The Yogi Ch. 01

by Ashesh9 on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Horror

I was attacked last night as I sat in the Padmasana pose meditating on my Squeezed Lingam's Svadisthana chakra! My attacker was a female Creature from Hell: a succubus I believe the Western civilization's Legends call It!?! But she, of course didn't know I was an accomplished Vedantist & when immersed in Adaivtya Vedanta/ Absolute Reality am beyond the gra...