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The Biggest Thing Ever

by Fereniki_Alexandrou on Jul 13, 2020
Humor & Satire

Have you ever noticed that certain stories—especially ones written by men—seem to have a bizarre obsession with giving extremely large, exact measurements of certain body parts? Sometimes they go so overboard with the measurements that it seems as though the authors find the numbers more arousing than the body parts themselves. ***** Jasper Hubert Humphrey...

Val's Mom Ch. 06

by ChrisCamp on Sep 14, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Mrs. Daniels and Dawn were both standing in the kitchen, drinking wine, when Val and I came up the stairs. When Dawn saw me walk in at full mast, she almost choked on her drink. Mrs. Daniels didn't bat an eye and said to her, "Yes, he is very healthy." Then, as if nothing was unusual, announced it was time for dinner. Val and I sat in the same places we had...

Measuring Up

by giantalex on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My name is Alex. I am a forty-eight year old man, and I would like to tell you about a recent experience I had. I recently decided to join a health club. I'm in pretty good shape, but I had decided I wanted to firm up a little more. I had made my initial visit to the club I had decided on, and signed the contract, and now I was arriving for my first workout....

Every Man Needs a Maid

by sirhugs on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

"You won't be single long," all my friends joked after my first wife died. I think they were just trying to cheer me up, so I would toss back playful answers like, "Well, the kids are too old to need a hot young nanny..." They would play along, with answers like, "so audition maids willing to look good in the traditional short skirt..." By which time, m...

Tailored to Needs

by MooHaan on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The story I am about to narrate is about an incident in my life which occurs rarely. I have a readymade outlet at prominent location in the capital. One fine day this girl walked into the showroom and was searching for a jeans and a top. She was able to select a perfect fitting top for herself. The top was a pink one without sleeves and it fitted perfectly w...

Gary Gets Fitted for a Bro

by hodownnuzv on Mar 27, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The day droned on into eternity. Gary couldn't bear to look at the clock anymore and yet his eyes seemed to be drawn to it on a minute-to-minute basis. He had two classes in the morning, political science and psychology. Both of which were spent ogling the illustrious woman across the room and taking sparse notes. She had long brown hair that was in a perpet...

A Blizzard Thaws a Heart Ch. 03

by KallMeTT on Nov 21, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is the last installment of my little tale. Please read Chapters 1 and 2 first. ***** I woke to the smell of coffee and bacon, the sound of the wind, and curiosity about what the day would bring. I found a t-shirt and a pair of sweat pants and made my way from the bedroom, across the hall to the bathroom. I caught a glimpse of Donna busy cooking. After...

Does Size Matter?

by sarahhh on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Emily and Heather had just finished their sophomore year at Hallelujah Christian College near Philadelphia. Desperate for summer employment, they searched the want ads, and pounded the streets diligently but futilely. This activity was not without its hazards. Although they didn't realize it, each had a tendency to stop traffic and turn heads. One "victim"...

Hung Jury Ch. 01

by jallen944 on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

Ethan couldn't remember being so sore after hockey practice. The only thing he could figure was his muscles had to get used to the work again after the layoff he had for his sprained knee. It felt good, though, to finally be back on the ice again. The shower helped. The hot water soothed his muscles and made them feel much less tight. For the rest of the ni...

Madhurima Pt. 02

by HighKingsman on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

She woke up with a startle as Veena was calling from outside her room and she could hear the banging noises on her door at that moment she realised that she had slept off naked. She quickly rummaged through her drawers for clothes not knowing what her mother had kept where. She just put on a pair of pyjamas and a random t-shirt and quickly opened the door....