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Lunch in the Park

by onceamarinedjr on Nov 27, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Thanks to the summer construction, I had to take an alternate route home from work, and it turned out to be the best thing to happen to me in quite some time. On that drive I noticed a small secluded park tucked back behind a large group of trees. I decide I would check it out the next day at lunch. When I arrived there, I noticed the parking lot was larger...

Once Upon a National Nude Day

by litfan10 on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hiya readers. This is the 2010 Nude Day contest story that I submitted here on Literotica. It's been down for some time but I thought it would be fun to return it. I hope you enjoy this very different story from me. Please feel free to leave comments or emails and I'll get back to you! ***** Once upon a time in a land that no one really knew where the Hell...

Plumbing Problem

by Jett_73 on Sep 14, 2017
Anal

Who knew plumbing was so much fun! Career change anyone? Hope you enjoy. ---------------- Plumbing Problems The Angels blared briefly from Mick's mobile before he picked it up. Jon's home number, but his buddy was away on business. Back early maybe? "G'day Jon, how was your trip mate?" "Oh, hi Mick, it's Jess. Jon's not back yet. I've got a plumbing pro...

Earth Day Mutual Masturbation

by SuperHeroRalph on Sep 14, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Comparing the benefits of protein in Larry vs. Chobani Greek yogurt. "You're not going to believe what happened to me on the flight here, Charlie," said Larry. "What? Did those bastards lose your luggage again? Sons of a bitches, I hate that when--" "No, nothing like that. It was something good, this ti...

Dottie

by LynnGKS on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

I'd like to be gay. I really would. Why? Because guys are hornier than gals. It's the way things are. A guy is ready to fuck at the mention of the word. A gal has to be sold on the idea. It isn't fair, of course, but that's the way things are. Unfortunately I like girls. We don't really have a choice. Most guys think girls are just like them. Girls are not...

Bedroom Conversations Ch. 04

by LynnGKS on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

My name is Tom Rogers and I'm 46 years old. My wife Peggy and I have been married since my third year of medical school. I am presently a practicing gynecologist at the Collins Clinic in Springfield Missouri. Our two kids, a son and a daughter, are both at MU and both are going to become doctors, following in the footsteps of their grandfather and me. We hav...

M.D.

by hoo_hoo_boo on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Though I hadn't entered and knew nothing about it, I apparently won the competition. I was embarrassed. My wife, Trixibell, had entered for me; she used my name and everything. The entry was based on my farming activities and she used all the fancy language. "Conserving Soil Carbon" she called it and she described my efforts to compost. I just wanted the cow...

Naughty Neighbour Ch. 02

by Bob_6 on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

This is a true story, continuing on from my previous story of my neighbour Jean and me. If you have read my first story, then you will know my name is Bob, I am in my early fifties, I had sex with my neighbour Jean who is sixty three. Jean is very petite, she is no taller than 4 foot 8 inches. She has shoulder length blond hair. Jean is married to Ron, wh...

The Getting Lucky Guy

by juanwildone on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Chapter One "Oh my God! You're the 'Getting Lucky Guy.' I just love your ... your ... (Internet celebrity generally occurs without any direct association of talent. so confusion isn't unexpected) You ... are ... so ... funny (When in doubt - funny works.) Wow, it's true - you really are bigger in real life." She giggled at the 'bigger' comment then gave me...

Ladies of the Club Ch. 03

by LynnGKS on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

My name is Fred Clarke and I am manager of a luxury golf club in Orlando. I'm married but recently separated. My wife went back to live with her folks in Palm Beach. I live in this exclusive gated community in a lovely home with a pool and a golf course view. Sitting at the club bar enjoying a bit of Glenmorangie on the rocks I look out at a nearly full din...