by
DickThePimp
on Feb 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody
On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air.
What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?"
"Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass."
"Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well."
"I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine."
"You got it mama. Who is she?"
"Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT
THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
*****
This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody
Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written
I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 2, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Cast :
James (Me)
Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison)
Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda (Ronda Rousey)
Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (The King Of Queens)
Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory)
And Cameo By :
Betty White (Herself)
Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
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by
annod454
on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
JOHN: Penny meet Tom. Tom meet Penny.
PENNY: Nice to meet you, Tom.
TOM: Yeah. Me too. Pleasure.
JOHN: I brought Tom over here to meet you because he needs your assistance, Penny.
PENNY: Okay. What KIND of assistance?
TOM: Geez, Johnny. This is a bad idea.
JOHN: No it isn't, man! Just relax, and let ME handle it, okay?
TOM: Fine, but...
JOHN: Okay, P...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 25, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Sex And Moonshine Parody
Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California...
Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever."
Everyone erupts into cheers and...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 21, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
GOD BLESS TITTIES!!
Inside of my van...
"Damn dude... shove it down her throat. Fuck... that looks good!" My gal pal, Mob Wives star, Drita D'Avanzo says, licking those delectable lips, blowing a huge slutty kiss at me.
My dick is being shoved between my girl Oprah Winfrey's huge ebony melons and down her throat. My hand's on the back of her head helpin...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut.
I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...
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