by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 2, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Cast :
James (Me)
Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison)
Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory)
Ronda (Ronda Rousey)
Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (The King Of Queens)
Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory)
And Cameo By :
Betty White (Herself)
Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
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by
Knoxic
on Dec 30, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Penny got home late from the audition, she walked through the door to her apartment building and saw Leonard on his way out.
"Hey Penny, I'm just on my way to get some takeout, if you want to go in and wait." He said.
"Oh, that be great sweetie." She said, she went up to him and kissed him lovingly on the cheek and then carried on upstairs.
Penny went str...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 4, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?"
"Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass."
"Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well."
"I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine."
"You got it mama. Who is she?"
"Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real
This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut.
I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
*****
This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody
Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written
I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....
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by
shaggy77
on Oct 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
(Fictional story about fictional characters)
Leonard was puttering around in the kitchen making microwave popcorn, dressed in his favorite Star Wars flannel pajamas. The University of Nebraska was playing a prime-time football game against Michigan State and he had promised his wife Penny that they would watch it together. He couldn't care less about footba...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody
On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air.
What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next?...
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by
DickThePimp
on Apr 20, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fast Times At Fucked Up High
By : DickThePimp
THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK!
"Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licki...
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