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Morons: Queer Marriage

by Hypoxia on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Author's note: This essay has been edited and expanded slightly since its initial posting. "When you're bored with yourself, marry and be bored with someone else." --David Pryce-Jones --- The Total Moron's Guide to SAME-SEX MARRIAGE In the years before and after the start of the Third Millennium, same-sex marriage has become a hot issue around the civili...

Tables Turned Ch. 04

by motoskoota on Feb 6, 2018
BDSM

On the way back to the living room, I was livid. This resistance, this talking back!! It wouldn't do. I owned him, now, and everything around him. I wanted a clean, uncluttered space to work in, and I knew how to make it so. I spoke Bobby's "language", and knew what to do to set things right. I'd more or less broken him on several occasions - turned him int...

A Vegetarian Virgin

by Bedu on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

Have you ever met a 27 year old woman who was a virgin? More intriguingly, imagine that this 27 year old virgin was shapely, very pretty, college educated and sophisticated in a northeastern pseudo-intellectual, ultra-liberal, politically correct kind of way. If that wasn't enough, she was also a vegetarian, of the most extreme variety. Imagine then that th...

Accidental Meeting

by Ashson on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Here's what happened. I was out in the country just cruising along the main highway. I had cruise control set at a hundred and I was just sitting back relaxing, enjoying the scenery. A little way off I could see where another road joined the highway. I thought it was fairly safe to assume that it was an unmade road as I could see a plume of dust rising from...

Cult of Purity

by FranklinSwoon on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

You asked, so here goes: I'm going to tell you about how I lost my virginity. Or how I traded it, I guess—losing something implies that it happened without your knowledge. This was definitely a conscious decision. I was a pretty boring schoolgirl, I guess. Read a lot, talked with my teachers, had a couple friends. Only dated one guy, and only in senior year...

Asking Ellie - May Out

by abroadsword on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

As told by Horace Mandrake "I took near four months to pluck up the courage to ask Ellie - May out and finally when I asked her she turned me down flat, she was eighteen and sort of beautiful, so it wasn't no big deal, hell near every other half beautiful girl had done the same, I never even asked the real beautiful ones like Emma Hart, Jeana Ransome or eve...

The Listing Appointment

by angel_in_disguise on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Horror

How stupid of her to drive all the way out here, in the middle of the goddamn woods out in the middle of goddamn nowhere, to look at some stupid cabin because some stupid man had called saying he wanted to list it with their office. All that work putting together a goddamn listing package, making this long ass drive, double checking to make sure he'd actuall...

Aaron Ch. 01-05

by JanuaryMoon1 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

PROLOGUE Twenty-five Years Ago Aaron watched the little girl running screaming from the swan, and thought she was the stupidest creature on the planet. Alex of course rushed to her rescue. He was so sick of her stealing his brother from him. He spent more time with her than him these days. "Stop running stupid. It just wants your sandwich." "It's attacki...

My Sexual Experience With Estelle

by SensualPleasuresLust on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Under the moonlight, Estelle and I were making sweet love, until Joshua came from nowhere shouting at me, "Get off my sister!", ruining the entire mood. "That was the best sex of my life you maniac moron!! Get outta here!!" Estelle shouted, shaking her fist at him. "I'm sorry about him. He's kind overprotective. Besides, the fool doesn't even know that I'...

Skool Daze

by Spiritfist on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The metallic scream of the bell heralded yet another hour of torment for Nicholas Wellings. It was 10 o'clock Tuesday morning and time for another 60 minutes of mind destroying mathematics. The very mention of the word arithmetic sent a wave of nausea through Wellings' stomach. Within the confines of the maths room his body co-ordination seemed to leave hi...