Humor & Satire
I love how my woman looks, kind of, not really, well...not at all.
My woman to others is no 10. Maybe, on a good day, in low lighting, she is a 3 or a 4, and from a distance...of about ¼ mile, she is a 5 but she is an 11 to me. Pardon me for a moment.
"Honey, please put on some makeup, you are scaring the dog, again. Okay, Buster, okay, it's only Julie. C'...
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by
WhisperStory
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Standard Disclaimer:
You must be 18 to read this story, be able to read erotica in your community, not be offended by the contents of it...you know the rest.
This story may NOT be distributed freely, for commercial or non-commercial use.
This work is complete fiction; celebs don't act like this in real life…probably.
Any copyrighted names, works, or w...
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Group Sex
Dinah was pissed off. Another night lying in bed, staring at the ceiling. She might as well have been alone, her husband Mark, lying fast asleep, curled up in the fetal position, hugging the bed covers. He was tired, it was Monday tomorrow -- back to work!
They hadn't had any form of meaningful sex in seven weeks. Mark was working harder, working later. Sh...
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by
LynnGKS
on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire
My name is Lars Bach. I'm forty-six years old and for the past two months I been fuckin the gal of my dreams. I had to wait twenty years for that pussy but it was worth the wait. I've been working on cruise ships since I finished college and I'm second in command of a really nice ship on the Seabourn line. I cruise for three months and spend the next three m...
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by
snowsquall
on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Chapter 23: The Escapee
The music blared from the stereo as Danger sped down Highway 33 through the heart of Oklahoma. It was Friday afternoon and he was on his for a workout with a minor league baseball team near Oklahoma City. He had rented a black Ford Mustang convertible and was loving every second of stretching its legs on the open road.
Just past the...
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by
youme69er
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
I had been attending the local gym at the health centre for about a month. I like to stay in shape but my busy work life left little time for normal exercise such as walking, tramping and climbing like I would have preferred. I'm 22 and my name is Marcus I'd like to think that I'm in pretty good shape. I've blonde hair and blue eyes. I only tan lightly.
I...
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by
Just Plain Bob
on Dec 24, 2019
Loving Wives
A story by Just Plain Bob
I suppose you could say that I was na‹ve and maybe even that I should have seen it coming, but I didn't. It just happened. I thought that I was strengthening my marriage when actually what I was doing was weakening the fabric that would eventually let it disintegrate.
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It started innocently...
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by
vixen88
on Sep 26, 2017
NonHuman
Chapter 01: Kiss of Death
It was a freezing winter's day, and the pure whiteness of the snow on the forest floor and tree tops made it impossible for a person to find their way out of this wondrous maze. Kirstin followed the little dirt road pointlessly through the forest in an effort to escape its freezing grasp. Somehow her little stroll earlier that day...
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vixen88
on Sep 26, 2017
NonHuman
Chapter 2: The Awakening
After what felt like months to Kirsten, she finally awoke from her deep slumber. Her body was battered and bruised and she still lay naked where Richard left her. She tried to cover herself when she heard the door open. Emily came into the room carrying a tray with fruit and some juice. Her hair was loose and hung over her shoulders...
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by
beniboy
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
By the end of the party, I was, to say the least, rather drunk. I wandered into my bedroom. I was holding the hand of one of my best girl friend as she was struggling to stand (having reached a fair state also). I laid her down on my bed and made sure she was comfortable, before I headed off to the bathroom.
'You'll be back soon won't you?' Mumbled Kirsten,...
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