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Love, Bullets, and Badges Ch. 01

by JimBob44 on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. Also, this is not a 'stroke' story. It is a Romance; the sex is minimal. So, if you're looking for a 'stroke' story, hit the backspace key on your keyboard. Chapter 1 "Love, love, love the pepper salad at Dead End," Darren Richards said. "Love, love, lo...

Who Killed Cornelius the Cock?

by patientlee on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Who Killed Cornelius? A cereal murder mystery to jumpstart your day. Author's Note: I hope that if you figure out the killer early in the story, you'll stick around to see how the team solves the mystery. It's not an episode of Criminal Minds, but I hope you'll find it to be a fun trip down nostalgia lane. It's a Halloween Contest 2015 entry. Vote, if you l...

Toy-Maker

by PsalmusDiuersae on Sep 11, 2017
NonHuman

Tony Tinsel looked at the veiny, long toy in his hands and felt horny. He walked over to the window and reflected upon his surroundings. He had always lived here in the desolate North Pole. Here with the famous ice. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny. He watched the snowflakes come down, looking at his own reflection in the window. H...

Grand Opening Ch. 03

by JimBob44 on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in consensual sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. * Rosy Eastman looked around the Dead End Bar one more time and nodded sadly. Grandma would have loved it. After the bar burned during the gang riot that had nearly burned DeGarde and Bender to the ground, Grandma had suffered a stroke. Grandpa...

Sissy Prince: Origin Ch. 01

by SatinSlip on Feb 6, 2018
Fetish

Prince Oliver skipped through the castle garden. He loved the green and the flowers. He was nineteen and yet to be married. In truth his parents had coddled him as a boy. He knew his numbers and letters. He knew how to run a castle and a kingdom. On paper anyway. But he would never be a warlord. Never be a brave leader of men on the battlefield. His gold...

Sofia Does Santa

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck parody... It ain't real Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...

Grand Opening Ch. 02

by JimBob44 on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

Chapter 1 Penny Eastman wasn't a neglectful mother. She wasn't a domineering mother. She wasn't a permissive mother. She tried her best to raise her daughter, Vickie Eastman right, tried to raise her to be respectful of others, conscientious, and courteous. Penny tried to teach her daughter the same morals and principles that her own mother had taught her....

The Misadventures of Mistress Mamms Ch. 02

by Lich Lord on Sep 26, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!" A screech of erotic pleasure soared out across the dusky sky, from the open window atop the sky-scraping, phallus shaped, Tower of Mamms. The shriek was so startling, and so loud, that several flocks of birds fluttered into the air to flee from the noise, deer in the nearby forests ceased their grazing, wolves howled along merrily and...

Siren of Love Ch. 02

by sexycelestrian on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

Hey guys! This is sexycelestrian. Thanks for your comments. They really helped. On my last story someone left a comment saying it was EXTREMLY like Santourina Pleasures and I admit that I read that story and got inspired. I did not realize how much my story resembled it. It was NOT my intention for my first story to be really similar to another. So to make a...

Santa is Coming

by be0wulf on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I used to live in a small rural town, a community large enough to have a mayor, but small enough that he didn't have to quit his day job. And while I was there I began helping out with the annual Christmas parade. At first I was just a general gopher, doing odd jobs and making sure people and floats were where they ought to be, but as I continued to help out...