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by rogerrabbittest on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

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Highwaymen Ch. 10

by hardtaskmaster on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Today Terence rested, waited upon and, he felt, a little fussed-over by his pretty young companion. Still, they way he as feeling it was pleasant to be cosseted and he did not complain. The wound stung evilly and his whole arm throbbed somewhat. He drifted in and out of sleep, dozing for half an hour at a time. As the afternoon was disappearing into a darken...

Early One Mourning

by Emirus on May 30, 2018
Romance

Emirus .......................................................................................................................................... A chance encounter, in a park in an English city, early one morning Between and old widower and a young man. I would like to thank the writer who gave me two invaluable suggestions that enabled me to write a be...

Pet Teacher Ch. 3

by mmumbles on Sep 19, 2017
Mature

Sally didn't sleep that night. After cleaning up their mess she tried ,but sleep wouldn't come. She made it to school that day and got through somehow. Tim was there. In her second period class he was his usual courteous self. By the time she got home she was very tired. She had been home only a few minutes when the phone rang. It was Tim. "Hi." "Hi, are...

Cabin Fever

by J_L_Gravian on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Her naked voluptuous form lay peacefully, and contentedly slumbering as Jake lay propped up on his left arm facing her. He softly ran his finger tips up over the curve of her hip, and up over, past her gently swelling breasts. Chezeira stirred slightly, as his agile fingers glided over her milky white and butter smooth skin. She rolled her head upward, and...

Forbidden Fuit

by MJC68 on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

He stood, frozen in his tracks, his mouth open, barely daring to breath lest he should draw her attention to his presence. Torn between fascination, guilt and eroticism as he watched her. It was his first job away from home. A fresh faced young man with so much to learn, thrust into a completely new but exciting environment so far from what he knew and was...

Mature Beauty

by McIntyre on Sep 13, 2017
Mature

It was the summer of 2003 and Mike Jones was half way through the three hour train journey to visit his Mum for the summer holidays. He would be there for two weeks, as had been the routine for the past thirteen years; two weeks with his Mum and two weeks with his Dad. Mike had lived with his Dad for the last seven years but always looked forward to these tw...

Dirty Mouthful

by BlueStarGrrrl on Aug 29, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Not a poem. Not a story. Not an exercise in character development. And, erm, no... no speech marks. Not one for the pedants. * I... am bored. I'm waiting at a train station. Been on a reception for the country's best English teachers in some godforesaken shithole up in the grim North and desperate to come home. I went in disguise. So I am wearing a long...

The Infernal Machine

by Myocastor_Coypus on Apr 11, 2019
Science Fiction

"Do you want to fuck or are you still crushing on me?" Certainly I was staring at Carmencita, staring at her body. Indeed, I had lingering feelings for her even after she had rebutted me. And under normal circumstances, I might well have been staring, or frequently looking her way. No amount of grief could change that she was in every inch and fibr...

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Alison, My Slut Wife Ch. 03

by The Spesh on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

The following is all true. Please also see: Alison, My Slut Wife Part 1; The Beginning. Alison, My Slut Wife Part 2; Exploring New Avenues. * * * * * After she had left the house with Kym, Kym had admitted that they weren't going to the Taverna but that she'd met someone else and had arranged to meet him instead, this guys name was Andy and he'd have a...