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The Pickle Lady

by Silverstag on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

I love pickles. Sweet, dill, big, small, I have a passion for pickles. Therefore I was overjoyed when I met the pickle lady. I chanced upon a farmer's market one Saturday morning in a new part of town. At least it was new to me. There was the obligatory table displaying jars of pickles in various shapes, sizes and flavors. There was a small hand-made sign sa...

A Review of "Being Ron Jeremy"

by Decayed Angel on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

"Being Ron Jeremy" written by Brian Berke and Rich Willams and directed by Brian Berke is a short (38 minutes) comedy parodying the widely successful "Being John Malkovich." While the film spoofs Ron Jeremy and the porn industry in general, Jeremy played along, starring in the film along with a number of current female porn stars. Much like Malkovich in his...

Memoirs of a Crazy Bitch

by misterechik on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Well, there you have it, the title says it all. How many times in life have I heard those words? Crazy and Bitch, that is. Two of the most generic and unoriginal words in the English language. Individually, they can be meant to hurt, but sometimes terms of endearment. You know, like "you're so crazy, Girl!" or "You bitch! Why haven't you called me?" But in c...

I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute

by Quint on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...

Sam's Outing Ch. 04

by DeathbyRuRu on Oct 3, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

As Sam sat in the backseat of the car, her stomach was in turmoil. She was starving even through all the embarrassment and excitement of the day. She tried to understand why she had ever been these girls' friend. She sat there pondering the beginnings of their friendships and how silly they were. For Sam and Anita, they were fifteen the first time they met....

Business with Pleasures

by hriday on Jul 14, 2020
Mature

"Sunanda, I am not going to let you go tonight," said Arjun as he was trying to remove Sunanda's clothes. Sunanda was resisting and saying "Arjun, leave your land lady will not allow me to stay here, and I have come here hiding. You will lose your room for keeping me here whole night." Arjun continued his actions and said, "So lets do a quickie sweetheart an...

Blue Diesel

by Diana Retnuhvek on Sep 24, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

A letter from a domme... Dear Gwen, You asked me what my first true experience was dominating a man and I thought I would share a story that goes back to the very roots of my fascination with the subject. It's hard to believe, but yes, I spent the final year of high school in a town called Dixon, Montana. The population was a robust 180 people. It was li...

A Year in the Life of... Ch. 01

by CharleyBear71 on Sep 15, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

As he stood watching the woman behind the desk he found it increasingly difficult not to fidget. He didn't know who the woman was but he knew she was some kind of big shot in the company, perhaps even the owner. Chris Pickles, his manager, had been all over her when she arrived, in fact he couldn't have fawned over her anymore if he'd changed his name to Bam...

Forbidden Fruits Ch. 04

by Luckie_Duckie on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Sam smiled down at me, and I felt lost. "Well," he said, pulling me toward the car, "I thought we could think about it over dinner." I looked down at the ground and smiled. Boy, was he the charmer! He opened the door for me and I slipped in, putting my backpack between my legs. He closed the door securely and jogged around the side and climbed in next to m...

Supermarket Seduction

by SouthernSeductress on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

There he was again, standing next to the jarred pickles, studying the different brands. He was so unbelievably sexy that she felt her thighs tremble. Fiona had to get over her infatuation with this supermarket man. He shopped every Wednesday, at the same time she did, and he always stopped to smile at her over the fruit stacks. Fiona slid her sweat soaked h...