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Panty Man Ch. 01

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

Tall and lanky thin with visible scars from teenage acne and wearing wire rimmed glasses, Norman has a good job. He's a statistician for the United States Census Bureau, Department of Census Bureau Data and Emergency Preparedness. He loves numbers and loves his job. He's been working there in the same position and doing the same job, a job that would have dr...

Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

How She Draped My Net Around Her Ch. 09

by RubenR on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

I woke up when Anita carefully left the bed. I'd had a good night of sleep, and remembered ordering Anita to take care of breakfast for today, so I didn't move until Anita left the room. Then I rolled to her side, basking in the warmth of her body that she had left in the mattress, and I sank back in a fuzzy sleep. I woke up again when she carefully opened...

How to Give Characters Random Names

by cheetah83 on Sep 16, 2017
How To

When I started writing erotic fiction on Literotica a year ago I vowed never to give characters names of people I know. Well, about 10 months and 12 stories later I found out I was out of names. I either didn't know enough names or I knew too many people (I hope it's the latter). So when I exhausted the appelations of my obnoxious flatmates and the mean girl...

The Perils of Love Ch. 06

by WillDevo on Dec 31, 2019
Romance

I'll advance to the point where Sunny and I had been married more than twenty years. Suzie then had two kids and still no official husband. Jerry Junior had graduated from the academy and was serving as a flight logistics officer at MacDill in Florida. Martin was in his sophomore year at a local university. Anna was in fifth grade and Amanda was in the third...

Excel for Dummies

by simply_cyn on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sean sat down at his computer almost heavily, dreading this part of the assignment in particular. He was never any good with these damned things and now he had to his hard-researched information into an Excel spreadsheet. He hadn't even used this particular program before. This was going to be just fucking great! Sighing, he booted up the machine and flippe...

Equal Shares Ch. 08

by steveh11 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

On Wednesday morning two things were delivered to The Firm. One was a printout of a picture e-card, sent from her hotel on Ibiza, from Denise to "All at The Firm". Denise had written, "Having a great time, nightlife is wonderful!" and signed it with a kiss. Elaine pinned it up on the notice board, as was usual for holiday postcards. Stan noticed it as he wen...

Mellow Yellow Ch. 23

by miskeivitch on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Author’s note: I dedicate this story to Faye-Lynne, the Asian woman who inspired the character of Tina Yin. Part 1: The Diagnosis Bill Gates was embarrassed to admit that he had a little “problem”. The “problem” was persistent. Indeed, Bill Gates had the “problem” all his life. He was especially embarrassed to have to confess the “problem” to this young, g...

Co-Worker Fantasy Pt. 09

by TheOldLady on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

She smiled, excited by the attention. She reread the note "Peaches, I don't wrap things, but I saw this and I was THINKING about you and your train ride" She enjoyed knowing he thought of her when she wasn't around. The box was relatively lightweight and she didn't have any guesses on what could be inside. She shook it a little bit but that didn't help ei...

Turned on By Dirty Sex

by jrnooner on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

True story. We were newlyweds, 26, and 25 and she was gorgeous, petite 5'1" blonde with a tight body. We lived in an upscale condo and she had a new job with the State Roads division. I had heard about government employees, long lunches, laid back work rules and thought it was a good place for my ambitious wife to excel. I was confident we were on the right...