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Santa's Present

by headtyper on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

A Heck of a Lot Better Than Just Cookies and Milk It was Christmas Eve and Santa Claus only had a few more stops before he could head his sleigh back to the North Pole for his long winters nap. For Santa the end wasn't coming fast enough. He was starting to think he wasn't going to be able to do this for too many more years. Those gifts that everybody wante...

Santa Baby

by kinkyaugustacouple on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Richard started working as Santa at age 19. It seems like a young age, but no one else in the town would volunteer at the local mental institution. The job was fun, not only because he loved working with kids, but these children were special. Each one formed some magical attraction to the man in the red suit, no matter if they were three or thirty. Richard r...

Toy-Maker

by PsalmusDiuersae on Sep 11, 2017
NonHuman

Tony Tinsel looked at the veiny, long toy in his hands and felt horny. He walked over to the window and reflected upon his surroundings. He had always lived here in the desolate North Pole. Here with the famous ice. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel horny. He watched the snowflakes come down, looking at his own reflection in the window. H...

Santa Has A Big Present For Alison

by cumkitten on Sep 17, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Santa quickly grabbed Alison and led her to the igloo. "Here we can keep extra warm, my snow angel," He muttered, as they sat down in the surprisingly large display. Alison couldn't believe her luck on this day! But as she looked around, she noticed things were a little different. There was a camera hooked up in the corner of the igloo. What if she got Sa...

Wendy and Foxy Save Christmas

by DickThePimp on Jul 4, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS FICTION...IT IS A FANTASY...IT IS NOT REAL...YA FEEL ME PLAYA THIS IS SOMETHING COOL (HOPEFULLY) IT'S MY COMEDIC TALE OF TALK SHOW HOST WENDY WILLIAMS AND BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE STAR 70's PAM GRIER AS FOXY BROWN SAVING CHRISTMAS...THERE ARE FAMOUS LINES FROM VARIOUS FAMOUS CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THEM ALL...I AM YOUR NARRATOR FOR...

Sofia Does Santa

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck parody... It ain't real Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...

Santa

by Clohi on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My part time job during the holidays was one of the best I've ever had. The four weeks off from college don't really allow for a truly great part time job but I did hit upon a good one this time. I played one of Santa's elves at the mall. It was fun and easy work. Besides, if you like kids and you like the holidays, why not? The guy they had playing Santa wa...

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

by TittyBlonde on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, only beautiful young Sadie was stirring. She was sitting before the fireplace giving her baby his 2 AM feeding. As the cooing infant suckled, the beautiful young mother reflected on the good fortune of her life. Blessed with physical beauty, Sadie was a total dream girl. An all natural, pure plati...

Santa Loves Candy Ch. 02

by ezlayla on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Santa stepped into the room and closed the door. I sat up and in my best excited little girl voice said, "SANTA! I knew you would come!" He let out a jolly, "Ho ho oh", then said, "You must be Candy, I got your letter and your picture. How could I not come? Hopefully it wont be the last time I cum tonight." He was staying in character and I was thrilled. I d...

A Merry Ho Ho Ho

by sexygirl76 on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

It was a cold night. The weather man was predicted that this winter would be the harshest the country had seen in years. Tiffany wrapped the blanket tighter around her as she snuggled down on the couch and watched the fire slowly burning in the fireplace. She wished Tom was here but his flight had been cancelled due to the weather. He wouldn't be home until...