by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"James wants another Face Blasters done before he gets back next week. He doesn't care who's in it. He told me to check with all the girls, but I'm thinking about doing another one myself."
"Do you think he'll mind?"
"No... as long as it's really hot. And I think I know just the sex robot to put in the movie with me."
"You mean, Spence (The King Of Queens...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Beautifully Depraved Sex Parody
"Good James... Ok Kendall, arch your back and lean back into James... Kylie, stand beside theme and be sexy." The photographer keeps the photo shoot running smoothly. My sisters in law Kendall and Kylie Jenner are doing a photoshoot with me for their new calendar. It takes me back to my modeling days. Kendall and Kylie both l...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jun 11, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Ahhhhh. It's good to be back. Nice vacation in Hawaii with Ronda, but I'm an agent, best in the damn biz. LA LA Land is my home... my jungle, and I'm the king of it. "TIMMY... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" I yell for my young assistant Timmy. He's annoying sometimes and gets in the way here and there, but... Yeah, he's a pain.
Timmy runs into my office. "Yes sir?"...
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by
DickThePimp
on Feb 25, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Pure Pleasure Parody
"Are you gonna be in San Francisco long?" Nancy Pelosi asks... putting her diamond earrings back on.
I finish my rum and coke...still in bed. Nancy's on the other side, fully dressed... red pantsuit, beige blouse and heels.
"Nah... just here for you. I made a special trip for you."
"Awww...that's sweet. Thank you James. I know how po...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 21, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Depraved and Sleazy Fuck Parody Series
"Eat that jizz bitch! Swallow every fucking drop! Nasty fuck whore!"
"Feed me daddy... Give me your sweet jizz... PLEASE!!"
I jizz down my 18 year old daughter Misha's throat. She loves eating daddy's cum. My 14 inch cock pumps it down her throat... Misha... who's been trained very well by my wife... one of them... K...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
SWAGGED OUT SEX CRAZED SWINGING IN NYC... REAL LIFE MEETS THE TV AND MOVIE WORLD... SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY AS SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY GETS... READ ON MOTHERFUCKERS
"It's so daunting working here. I mean, working for James is an honor, but the whole hedonist/swinger thing is hard to get a grip on. I'm not used to that at all."
"Well... don't worry Gretchen. Yo...
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by
Ravensing
on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Well, it seems that things have gone alright... Ms. Vinivi is happy that her daughter has gotten an A, Maddy is happy because her mom isn't forcing her to come to tutoring anymore, and, well, you are happy because you got to bury your dick in a sexy 18 year old without any repercussions.
You are at a volleyball game. It's going well, not that you really ca...
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by
Kip Carson
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
*** This story is fan fiction and not endorsed by the WWF or any of the characters involved. ***
Stephanie McMahon Helmsley and Hunter Hearst Helmsley (HHH) are sitting backstage watching DX's match on the monitor. Stephanie is wearing a short black skirt, with a tight white sweater. HHH is wearing a pair of black wrestling trunks. His hand slides up Stepha...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 19, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The second and final step story for the Slutty Living series... I'm using it as a lead in to Slutty Living so I'll mention Slutty Living throughout the story... Enjoy my fellow slutty freaks.
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"Welcome everyone to another episode of Hot Chicks... Hot Sex. Before we introduce our guest for this episode, let's check in with special correspondent Andrea Mi...
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