Harriet Humper Stories

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A Tale Of Two Titties

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

They were the best of breasts. They were the worst of breasts. They were the worst because they were so fucking big and everybody wanted to play with them and it kept 38-year-old Hilda Humper pretty damn busy. Hilda was the type of lady that was not busy fighting them off either. She was busy finding time to fit as much sex into her busy schedule as possibl...

Good Ol' Mom

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Busty Blonde Bimbo Bombshells Hilda and Harriet Humper in the sequel to "Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice": "Good Ol' Mom" Written by Meet The Humpers founder Victor C. Nathan * "Thanks for helping me with my homework, Ricky," Harriet Humper said softly and gratefully as Ricky Cummings pushed her back onto the queen-sized mattress of the bed in he...

"Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice"

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Young Tawdry Trollop Harriet Humper in: "Harriet Gets Her Wee Wee Juice" * All characters are at least 18 years of age "You wanted to talk to me, Principal Johnson?" Harriet asked innocently as she walked slowly into his office. High school senior Harriet Humper strode into Ron Johnson's office space. She was dressed sexily in a white blouse th...

Harriet and The Harlequin Horror

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

H-Cupped Hootered High School Harlot Harriet Humper stars in: "Harriet And The Harlequin Horror" Written by Victor C. Nathan * "Oh, golly, gee whiz, Chuck!" Harriet Humper sighed in a 1950s teenybopper voice of childish seduction, her heavy H-cupped breasts heaving hornily with their nipples erect and pointed as her boyfriend Chuck Dicker slipped his wan...

Guess Who's Cumming To Dinner

by brian358 on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Beautiful Colossally-Cleavaged Hilda Humper, Her Balloon-Breasted Daughter Harriet And Her Well Hung Son, Henry In: "Guess Who's Cumming To Dinner." Thanks to Victor C Nathan for the use of his wonderful characters All characters in the story are aged 18 or over Part 01 "Kids!" Hilda called up the stairs to her two children. They were both youn...

Hardwood Is Good To Find

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Victory was Harriet's. Not only just Harriet's, but the entire girls' basketball team at Taft And Adams High School. They had just secured the state championship and barely beaten Cloverdale High School by a razor thin margin. Harriet had inadvertently been the heroine of the game by scoring a wild three point shot right at the buzzer and securing the victor...

"Desperately Seeking Wee Wee"

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Horny 18-year-old Harriet Humper and Hung 18-year-old Kenny Long in: "Desperately Seeking Wee Wee: The Musical" Composed by wannabe playwright Victor C. Nathan Harriet Humper hears the bell ring and school is dismissed at last. She races to the boys' restroom on the second floor of Taft And Adams High School where she has promised to give one of he...

Double The Pleasure

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring The Voluptuous Blonde Beauty Hilda Humper in: "Double The Pleasure" Written by Victor C. Nathan * "Mack. Joe. This is a very important exercise that we are doing," Hilda Humper explained as she led the Jones Twins into her humble home where she resided at 1069 Sex Drive. "My sex ed class is depending on good teaching methods. Guys, you both know...

Copping A Feel

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Young Harriet Humper gunned the engine of her 2000 Camaro and pushed the accelerator to the floor as the engine roared with all the horsepower lying beneath the hood. The steering wheel vibrated slightly and Harriet's gargantuan breasts jiggled and bounced as she took the speed of the vehicle past 90 MPH. It was with horror that she suddenly heard the sound...

Brighton Rock

by brian358 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring The Beautiful & Massively-Mammaried Harriet Humper In:"Brighton Rock!" Thanks to Victor C Nathan for the use of his wonderful characters Part 01 It was a blazing hot Summer's day and Harriet Humper and Chuck Dicker were going to enjoy it by sunning themselves on the beach. Harriet put on her tiniest bikini, a little pink number, beneath an o...