Humor & Satire
Characters:
Noi
Toi
Moi, the ladyboy actress who plays Noi
Me, the writer, director and DP (director of photography you dirty-minded people!) Yes, I appear in all of my movies, usually as the lead actor, a balding Jewish nebbish who gets the best and prettiest asian ladyboys.
and featuring Ron Jeremy, as Marlan Bondo
Opening Scene:
[Dialogue between T...
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by
trigudis
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
EDITOR'S NOTE: the author originally submitted this piece to Non-erotic, likely because it contains no explicit sex, but we feel despite the lack of sex it is a better fit in Humor & Satire. Enjoy!
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My name is Anna Fryan and I'm nineteen years old. I just graduated from high school one year after most people with my birth year graduate. "You might not be...
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by
ComteCheese
on Jan 5, 2019
Non-Erotic
Testing, testing, one-two...one-two. Three?
Please tell me you have it on RECORD this time? Good? Readeh..!?
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Greetings, peepers! And welcome to...
RUMINATIONS FROM A WHEEL
[A more-or-less-all-things-considered blog series with meditations primarily on MC erotica/community/material/themes that have found their way before me, probably in a sexual a...
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by
ROBERTODAVO
on Jun 19, 2018
Erotic Couplings
All characters are over 18 years.
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A few days later Leona was sitting in the coffee lounge of the hotel in Nicholson Street.
Glancing up from the book she was reading, she saw the figure of Gareth Hamilton standing in the doorway, making a careful survey of the room.
She watched him approach her table. He was wearing well-worn denims and a black cotto...
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She was lying on her bed helpless. He could tell she had taken one too many marijuana-laden cookies. It had made her beyond high. I had made her vulnerable to any and all of his advances.
"You're mine!" he told her.
"I'm yours," she mumbled. "Take me," she added. "Take me any way you please."
She was already undressed, lying naked, her body exposed for hi...
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Erotic Couplings
Some years ago, I played a little trick on my lover that I would like to relate to you. We were in bed naked, nose to nose, chest to chest, hips to hips, toes to toes. We were enjoying each other in foreplay as a prelude to making love, when I said to her:
"We should go for the Guinness Book of World Records."
"What do you mean," she queried. She started t...
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Humor & Satire
Although I appreciate the weather in Thailand, I was somehow enticed up to Seoul by a Korean network exec of a rather obscure television network, a Mr. Lee (not his real name [and of course this is completely fictional anyways]). He wanted me to make some interesting historical dramas with sexual themes. A recent Korean supreme court ruling had paved the way...
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by
Exakta66
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends. They shared the same drunken babe the night of their first sexual experience. They now share an apartment, and in a few minutes they will be sharing...
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by
Beatnic_jazzman
on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Three
Time dragged by while the normal events happened around me, coffee drunk, breakfast eaten. Then the family was gone and I sat to wait, one eye on a seemingly unmoving clock till ten after the hour when the annunciator chimed and her visage lit up the screen.
I bounded to the door. This morning she was dressed in casual clothes, her skirt shorter than...
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by
Scarredheartangel
on Nov 26, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
The after party was noisy, but Gal Gadot took it all in her stride.
Gal was dressed in a classy red evening gown, which clung to her slender figure, making her rather small but pert breasts pronounced and drawing attention to her seriously long legs. She had on the bare minimum of makeup and had her hair in a style reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe.
The lucky...
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