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I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute

by Quint on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...

The Art of Writing Smut

by Boxlicker101 on Sep 14, 2017
How To

Writing smut, like any other kind of writing, takes a certain amount of skill and knowledge. Some writing skills are not required, such as establishing characters or plot development, because the only thing the dedicated readers of smut care about is graphic sex, and the more detailed it is, the better. Character is less important than the sizes of his cock...

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by GigglingGoblin on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Goblin's Note: I've had this idea bouncing in my head for a while now! Yeah, it's pretty dumb, but it made me giggle. ;D ~~~~ Trembling, I look over my shoulder. The door to the closet remains closed, locked, and barred with a broom. Honestly, I know I should work facing the door. That way, anybody who somehow makes it in won't be able to see what's on th...

Ruined Order

by NoobLube on Nov 28, 2019
Fan Fiction

Author’s Note: You’ll begin with a character creation system of sorts or so I hope as I am winging this at midnight, there is no smut planned for the first few bits of the story but rather after a timeskip. All characters are above the age of 20+ Content Warning: This story will inevitably involve combat, sex, drug references/use and a slow burning relation...

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Fantasy Island Ch. 01

by Starlit_kitten73 on Sep 5, 2018
BDSM

A/N: If you aren't into kink stories, just go ahead and shut this tab or back out of my story, please. This isn't for pure smut or anything, there is more to this story than kink, but it is a key part. Otherwise, enjoy and let me know what you think! Thank you! ***** Lauren looked around the terminal, noticing there was less than a handful of people waitin...

Like Magic

by Orange man on Dec 25, 2019
Fantasy

Merry Christmas, my fellow smut lovers! It's that time of the year when Santa plays peeping Tom on us, under the pretense of giving free gifts. Yeah, ya ain't fooling anyone, SANTA!. This is a story that got stuck in my head and refused to leave until I let it out the only I know how that is not having sex... Writing smut. I hope you enjoy this and enjoy the...

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Choose Your Own Smut-venture

by Disneyfan1234 on Jan 3, 2019
Fan Fiction

Welcome to Choose Your Own Smut. This story is going to be modeled like a choose your own adventure book, but instead of adventure, you'll find smut. Lots of smut. Enjoy.What's next? Doctor Who Marvel DC I’m a guy What's next? Doctor Who Marvel DC I’m a guy...

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Art of Erotica

by Quint on Sep 19, 2017
How To

You and I are here for a reason: smut. I write it, you read it; maybe you write some of your own as well, you poor masochist. Smut is a good thing: it lets us live our naughtiest fantasies without fear, effort, or the money it would take to get a girl to let us do THAT to her. It makes us happy. And, of course, it makes us horny and hopefully aids in the rel...

Doing the PWP One-shot

by MorganHawke on Sep 1, 2017
How To

"...doing a big long multi-chaptered story intimidates the hell out of me. I'd love to do a PWP (Porn Without Plot) one-shot, but I'm afraid of messing it up. Is there an easy way to do it?"-- Wanna Write some SMUT So you wanna do it quick and dirty? Okay, first you need a sex scene. No really...! Think of what kind of sex you want FIRST. The sex is what's...

News of My Suicide is Exaggerated

by MungoParkIII on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays

There I was opening my email when I spotted one, Literotica: Feedback for.... Even though I didn't know what the feedback was for I opened the email. It was from a person named Anonymous, a name I'd seen around before, a name I had seen a lot. Yes, of course, Anonymous comments on stories, he or she comments on a lot of stories. While I am often confused at...