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The Joys of Sandbagging

by Middleagepoet on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

  Ah, I can guess what you are envisioning: scores of people working in the pouring rain, filling burlap bags with sand and stacking them up on the levees to hold back the flood waters. Unfortunately, in the Survivor World at Literotica, the sandbaggers aren't considered the heroes like in days gone by. No, somehow the word sandbagging has, for some re...

Bi Friends: The Satrap's Hat

by 99PercentStraight on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

I have been recounting two close yet very seperate periods in my life in these stories. One, at the end of high school and that summer leading up to college, takes place at the end of the 70s. The other is a few years into college, in the early 80s. The former was a time of finding myself, sexually, and included a remarkable amount of straight lovemaking w...

To Pee or Not to Pee

by Tall78701 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

To Pee or Not to Pee Or When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go. So far all my stories have been pure fiction, so I thought it was time to branch out and try my hand (no pun intended) at non-fiction. The following four short stories are completely true. Only the names have been changed to protect the peeer. Your comments, thoughts and your own stories are very wel...

The Last Story

by magichands on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

My goal when I started writing was to do at least 100 stories, and to more or less lay out a chronicle of my life. Some of them were fantasies, sure, but fantasies are a part of me, too. The vast majority are true, mostly. Oh, I added a few things here and there to try and spice things up a little. The women I met got prettier in time and my mind. I became...

How To Break the Literotica Toplist

by Tink4Fairy on Sep 11, 2017
How To

Have you ever wondered why some authors seem more popular than others? Why do some stories get so many views and votes, while others languish without the hope of a little red "H"? Why does it seem easier to get into the toplists in some categories but impossible in others? Is there some secret formula for writing a popular story? Yes, actually, there is—at...

Behind the Scenes With Barnaby

by Barnaby on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Hello. My name is Barnaby Crockett. Some of you know me from my stories on LIT. For those of you that do, consider this as a DVD-style “Behind the Scenes” companion to my writing. For those that haven’t yet read my work, I hope you’ll want to give it a try after reading this crass infomercial. It’s a cliché but it’s also true. Your stories are like children...

Spaceship, Spacemen, and Sex

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

It was a coincidental occasion that I found myself alone one night last week and sitting out on my back porch enjoying the evening air while sipping my favorite drink, 21-year-old Glenlevit single malt scotch. Ah, life is good when you are getting relaxed with a buzz while listening to the Red Sox beat the Minnesota Twins on the radio. My girlfriend was at...

Literotica: Feedback and Conduct

by TwistedPlayr on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

***I hope that I do not offend any of the readers on Literotica who take the time to vote and leave feedback on the stories they read, be they named or anonymous.*** I have been writing for over ten years, and posting to Literotica for almost two. Before I posted my stories to Literotica, I posted them to ASSTR (Newsgroup erotica repository). Throughout all...

Welcome to the Site of Writerotica

by PositiveThinker on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

It was Valentine's Day, but fortunately, this year, I was going to do something fun. A business opportunity suddenly presented itself and I was off to sunny California. Finally, I'd be leaving my loneliness behind and forgetting about my ex-girlfriend by taking a trip to the West Coast. I haven't been there in ages and I was excited. Instead of hanging aroun...

Bachelor Party Paranoia

by Alleykat86 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

This is my first time so be gentle. I'm very fortunate to have a benefit that a lot of first time writers don't and I appreciate it more than anyone will ever know. I had one of the best editors on this site or any other edit my story and transform it from gibberish to literate. So thanks very much to Mikothebaby for taking her time away from real writers to...