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Best Possible Valentine's Day Gift

by WFEATHER on Sep 15, 2017
Non-Erotic

Admittedly, I was rather late getting into the "dating game." It was just after Christmas Break of my senior year of high school when I had finally fallen in love with someone – a tall, glamorous beauty with a silky voice, eyes as deep as the oceans, and skin as white as virgin snow: Claire Mangelson. Suddenly, I realized that, for the first time in my lif...

High School Valentine

by regularguy13 on Feb 1, 2018
First Time

She gave him a Valentine. Will she give him her virginity? Everyone having sex at Lincoln High is eighteen or over. ^^^New Year's Eve^^^ "Oh. ... Oh. ... Oh. ... Oh. ... Oh," Jan grunted. She was naked and lying on her back. Her legs were splayed. Her heels rested on her lover's ass and she drew him to her as he thrust. Her powerfully built boyfriend wa...

Interview with Powell Donovan

by powelldonovan on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Q. Hello, Mr. Donovan. A. Hi there. Q. Is your name really Powell Donovan? A. Why, no. Did you really ask that question? I suppose you believe that George Eliot's name was really George Eliot, or that Adrian Leverkuehn (of this site, check him out, he's really good) is really named Adrian Leverkuehn? I won't even go into the more obvious pseudonyms. Q. W...

Coverage

by Wonderstorm on Sep 26, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Melody May bristled with rage. She longed to reach over the desk and strangle the man across from her, to ring his neck until he relented. Everything – her entire future – was in his hands, and yet he was standing his ground, and standing in her way. But, despite the anger bubbling up inside of her, Melody remained cool and calm, professionally continuing he...

The Fiendish Guide to Punctuation

by OmegaZone on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Fiendish Guide to Punctuation V1.3 This guide is intended to provide a basic but complete, or at least I hope to make it complete over time, guide to punctuation in the English language. It will be primarily targeted at authors who write fictional stories using the standard story style. It will include subsections pointing out the differences in US, UK and...

Who's in the Bathroom?

by TravisJones on Sep 2, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

As my friends and I prepare for one of our many summer parties I log into Facebook to review the guest list. "Let's see, who's going to be in attendance. Any possible victims? Hmmm. No, no, oh yes, no, no chance in hell, no, no, who is that?!, definitely, no, no, hell to the fuck the no, no, maybe. Okay, not too bad, two books and a possible. That's a good...

News Flash about Big Cocks

by Middleagepoet on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

An anonymous man named Harry Hou woke up early one Saturday Morning and began his morning ritual by reaching into his nightstand, pulling out his tape measure and checking out the length of his cock. It had been nearly two weeks since Christmas and Harry's cock had grown each day, nearly doubling in size each of the two weeks he'd taken the pills that Santa...

A Night at the Roxy Ch. 01

by Stultus on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Synopsis: To what lengths would you be willing to go to save your job? How far would you allow your wife to go to help you? One salesman and his wife find out. A 'thinking' Loving Wife story. Sex contents: Some Sex Genre: Loving Wife/Romantic Codes: MF, FF, reluctant, wife watching, swing, oral, anal, slow Originally Posted at SOL: 2008-12-13 ****...

The Outsider Ch. 03

by caligula97236 on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 3 - Mike's evening Mike changed into one of his political t-shirts and left the Parking Enforcement office. He walked to the political science building, enjoying a cool October breeze that carried a hint of the nearby Pacific Ocean. His mind wandered to Chicago, where he had been studying the year before. I guess that's one thing Davenport has ove...

Distribution Ch. 05

by REGade on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Chapter 5: Sand between her toes Labor Day, 2007 Charlie showed up just as I was untying the ribbon that held the packet of letters together, offering to help with the windows. I took him upstairs to Mackey's room, and after an hour of trying every trick he knew, Charlie had to agree that it was the most stubborn window he'd ever run across. "You may as w...