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SusanJillParker's How to List #01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

My how to list of advice for the everyday things in life: How to buy a car? SusanJillParker's How to advice #1: How to buy a car? Whether buying a car, a van, or a truck, most people think they know how to buy a motor vehicle, especially men. As impulsive as women are when buying shoes and clothes, men are impulsive when plunking down lots of money for a c...

Mustang GT

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I remember the first time that I saw a Mustang. It was a brand new '64 powder blue with a white top. It was pretty compared to what was around in those days. Many of the new car models were boring until the Mustang added some excitement to the mix. I lusted over Mustang's until I bought my first one in '85, a black GT with a 5 speed and two tone charcoal g...

My Passion for Mustang GTs Ch. 04

by SusanJillParker on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Not all just about writing erotica, this story is about car buff stuff for car buffs. Susan discusses her other passion the automobile. Of all the things that I learned about driving faster from Bob Bondurant and his team of drivers is that driving smoother is faster. With my eyes only looking to where I want to go, needing to feel the car to know what the...

Banish all the World Ch. 03

by Stultus on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

It wasn't easy to find a place where I could watch all three dealers at more or less the same time, but I managed it, after informing my client that none of my three prime suspects seemed to be ripe for pinning the crime on to just yet. This was going to take some long term surveillance I suspected before one of my suspects made a telling mistake. I had nea...

Heavy Chevy

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I remember Chrysler had just come out with their minivan and my wife wanted one. We had just had twins a couple years before and the Grand Am that I had, albeit a four door, was a bit tight for two baby seats and assorted baby stuff. I did some research, namely hitting junk yards. Junk yards are a good way to see which cars are crashworthy. This was a time...

Double Bubble Trouble

by Spectre17 on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

All characters are over 18. Officer Rod, booked me way back in the 80's. He was a pathetic individual and a blemish to intelligent Policeman everywhere. The story takes place in a small Australian town. ***** Officer Rod hated the bush. Nothing happens, no murders, no investigations, no big operations. Just boring country people, banging on about John Dee...

Money Ch. 03

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Are you ready to be rich? Are you serious about making money? Stop dreaming and start making money. How would you like to make one hundred thousand dollars a month? Come here and get closer to the television set because I don't want everyone to hear. I have the secret millionaire formula. Formula? Ha! Don't fret there's no numbers and no math involved to...

Just Trying to Get Home

by TwylamarieWilson on May 16, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Note: This story is kind of a follow-up to the story called "Roxanne." #### So, there I was a 100+ miles from my home town in 15 degree weather dumped unceremoniously at a truck stop in rural Iowa. I had less than 16 bucks in my pocket, a single change of clothes and a jacket that wasn't nearly up to the task of battling the elements. It was rapidly appro...

Misstaken Identity

by thrillerauthor on Sep 11, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

As I write these memoirs, my deeply tanned legs are stretched out before me on a lounge chair on my lanai. My pink toenails provide a nice contrast to the aquamarine sea visible in the distance, framed by swaying palm trees on golden sands. I brush a strand of hair from my forehead, and tug my sundress a few inches towards my knees. Looking back, it's hard...

Anna Gets Rear Ended

by homerdepot on Oct 21, 2019
Anal

Anna Gets rear Ended Anna first shows up in a humorous story called Anna Joins a Dating Service. This story can stand on its own, however. Anna is a beautiful buxom divorced woman who lives in Cupertino. This places her in the heart of Silicon Valley, an hour’s drive from San Francisco. Since she recently divorced her always travelling husband for ‘abando...