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Run Rabbit Run

by palles on Sep 13, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Britney and Tom had been married for just over 20 years. Their life together had been a good one. Tom had worked his way up from a stock-boy at the neighborhood Kroger to General Manager, putting himself through college along the way. Britney had been contented being a hairdresser at a local chain of beauty shops. Between the two of them they had been able t...

Maggie and Greg

by MysteryWriter on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Even in this day and age there are rural counties whose claim to fame is that they don't do much of anything. Life moves at a snails pace because there are no factories, no corporate office buildings, no tourist attractions, just a string of almost empty downtown areas, one after another. There are dozens of crossroads, with the remnants of a different time...

Offspring Ch. 039

by Talemaster on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's note. My apologies for having taken a while to continue the story. I have had a number of inquiries if I were to continue the story, or if this was it. I fully intend to finish the story. It's getting a bit more elaborate than I thought at first. So far I have 115K of words and it doesn't look as if it is going to end tomorrow. I'm working on chap...

Teddy and Mr. Red

by Cousin-Barb on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is my first attempt at humor. If I didn't succeed please forgive me. This is a first encounter between Teddy and a dildo told from the POV of the dildo. It is not intended to be erotic however if it is more power to me. ================================== My first memory is coming alive by having my batteries inserted. I was laying on a bench with a...

Offspring Ch. 015

by Talemaster on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I sat in the bar with a beer trying to find the courage for the next step. There was considerable risk in what I intended to do. Part of my problem was that I didn't know how clear a picture I needed of my destination in order to get there. The city I wanted to travel to lay on an estuary of a fairly large river. The infrared image I had must have been taken...

Energizer

by NightRAGES on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The skin of his cock rubbed against her lips as she moved her head up, then down. Up, then down. One hand at the base of his cock, the other loitering in the vicinity of his hairy chest. She glanced at his reflection in the mirror, his face tight, gripped with his pleasure. She saw that in his occasional glances down at her, she seemed to be no more than an...

Put the Power in Your Pocket Rocket

by LuciousBi-Writes4U on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Ladies and Gents, I'd like to tell you about an amazing little friend I found about a month ago. No doubt all of you have heard of a pocket rocket, well...do I have a variation on that one for you. I recently purchased a new pocket rocket made by Kama Sutra toys. And they actual call theirs The Power Rocket, and they were not kidding. The little devil is s...

The End of Privacy

by astuffedshirt_perv on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Summary: The author proposes that in ten years (2023), a confluence of technologies will result in women no longer being able to expect privacy. Author's note: I actually started writing this just before WIRED released their July 2012 issue, "Here come the Drones", which touches on the technical aspects I discuss. Discussion: There should be no argument t...

Don Trek: The One with the Snails

by DonAllenStevens on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Act One "Report Ensign Pam, anything strange on the communication channels," asked Capt. Don as he spun in his captainy chair located on the center of the bridge of the USS Bonneville. Lt. Pam listened for a while hoping desperately to hear something of note to report back to her captain, but alas there was nothing to report, nothing at all. "Capt. Don, I...

The Shoplifter

by erotichelen on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

We are working security in a large female toy store. We sit in front of a bank of monitors as watch with amusement as various women, read the trash magazines, while they rub themselves. There are couple of corners of the store which are dark, just for those couples who think that no one is watching. I just love the night vision units we have. In walks Cathy...