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Dick the Motherfucking Pimp

by DickThePimp on Aug 1, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real *** This is my story, sort of. It's a small example, of who I am. I came along and took the sex story world by storm, with my freaky, in your face, stories and swagg. I was invited to be on Ellen the other day. I decided if I was gonna do it, then I was gonna do it big pimpin' style. I was gonna show Ellen DeGeneres exact...

Don't Be a Boneless Wonder

by Captain Midnight on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

This editorial originally appeared under my real name in the newspapers I edit. The late historian William Manchester wasn't in the same class as David McCullough or others, but once in a while he would come up with some particularly good information. One example came in his never-finished biography of Winston Churchill, some years before he was thrust int...

A Double Play

by HughMungus1 on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire

FOUR MAIDENS "It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?" ― Bill Hicks Four maidens disrobed poolside, but only one tugged at Excalibur. Sure as Craig T. Nelson from Coach is the evil overlord of Hades, this was PJ's initial trip to a swing venue. Thanks to the Internet, said tawdry tart was on a...

An Unexpected Encounter

by Dawns on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

This one is a Prequel to The Tale of Jody and Dee. * My name is Deanna Halleywell. I'm a twenty- six year old, glazed strawberry blond with long, somewhat curly hair, hazel eyes and fair skin. Jogging three or four miles a day helps keep my weight down to a level that I like. Bicycle crunches and oblique crunches done on my apartment floor until my stomach...

It's A Reunion, Charlie Brown! Ch. 08

by JaxRhapsody on Mar 23, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Soooo... remember when she outed Peppermint Patty as a lesbian?" "That was hilarious! I remember in home-ec she told Marcie she wanted to drop out after it spread all over school," Tapioca laughed. "Yeah she wouldn't change in the locker rooms with us anymore," Lucy said. "Anyway; it was Violet that asked her out, thinking she was gay. Peppermint Patty's...

Over The Years Pt. 08: Babysitting?

by oggyoggy on Oct 6, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

OK, I know it's not the most original name for a story and may even be the most over used and underwhelming when you finish stories with this title... however, this happened to me some years back when I was stationed in England. If you follow my stories at all you'll know my background, if you don't... it probably doesn't matter. Our marriage wasn't doing...

One Night to Love

by DaemonsAndAngels on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

All three of us sat in the tower, writing sexual terms on a blackboard, just for fun. My best friend (who was coincidentally my neighbor as well) was as innocent as any girl could get. Never even French-kissed anyone. Her brother (who isn't the most attractive man in the world) and I were talking to her about sex. Preferences, rules, etc. Sexual history. I m...

Bi Cycle

by Krosis on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I hate men. Oh, let me explain: my name is Alexandra (Alex to my friends), and I'm a lesbian. I know that "I hate men" seems somewhat trite, but I really have not liked men since before my first heterosexual experience, and that left me disappointed, frightened, and a bit sticky. It was back in senior high school, and I had finally accepted a date with Bob...

Bed, Anne, Breakfast

by heckles on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Expressing my envy of a family who received a surprise visitor two Augusts ago. I own a fifteen-acre spread outside of Fresno. I raise radishes and zucchini; with a few experimental grape vines and a small patch of well-concealed refer on the side. I also do the taxes for a number of my neighbors. I had spent that hot August day trying to fix some irrigat...

Who Killed Jenny Schecter? Ch. 07

by OGSalli on Jun 9, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Chapter 7 Scene of the CrimeCarmen, barefoot and wearing cut-offs and an oversize Cal U. sweatshirt with the sleeves rolled up, was curled up on the couch between her mother Mercedes, and her grandmother, Abuela, when her cell phone buzzed. They were watching an episode of the Ellen DeGeneres Show Mercedes had TIVO'd. Ever since she had come to terms with h...