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The Dupree Sisters Ch. 02

by erinsweatytits on Sep 18, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Stacy swirled the soap bar around her light pink, quarter sized areola deftly. The sensation caused her to involuntarily spread her legs swishing the bath water. Her nipple began to stiffen. The Dupree sisters all were proud members of the itty bitty titty committee but their nipples were quite large for their breast size especially when stiffened. Sherri,...

An Unexpected Fantasy

by uranium on Feb 12, 2019
Fetish

This was amazingly fun to write, so look forward to more pieces like this in the future. Feedback and comments are SUPER appreciated! Let me know what you'd like to see, I'm always looking for new ideas. ********* It was nine in the morning and cold and raining outside; the perfect morning for staying in bed. Staying in bed is even more fun, though, when y...

Motherly Fudge

by SadisticSmut on Jul 31, 2018
Fetish

Lana was forty, but her eyes were bright and youthful, and her skin free from wrinkles. She had medium long blonde hair which she usually kept up in some sort of bun. She had big, bouncing tits and a wide, meaty ass. Her waist wasn't perfect but stayed slim enough. She was a single mother to one son who was the apple of her eye. She'd come from the bathroom...

Gale Force Ch. 07

by velvetpie on Sep 15, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Season One, cont. Sunday visits became a regular occurrence for Gale after that. He never asked and I never invited but he always ended up at my place, watching TV or playing video games with me. He brought drinks and I prepared lunch for us, usually some kind of quiche, which I later learned was his favorite. We started out on opposite sides of the couch a...

Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

More Dutch & Rosa Ch. 05

by Paris Waterman on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 5 Formerly Ch. 24 Rosa sells Dutch's house; Dutch Buys Her an Engagement Ring The following day was an especially good one for Rosa; in the morning she had a family close a decent sized home that she had sold them and picked up a handsome commission. But that afternoon she hit the jackpot. She had convinced Dutch to put his house on the market...

Expecting

by Debutante on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

Sick thoughts. They were sick, sick thoughts. Yet no matter how much he tried to get them out of his head, they came back – whispered to him, tapped on his shoulder like the first wisps of smoke from a building on fire. Everyday, as he walked into his friendly San Francisco office he couldn't help but notice the curvature of her body. The perfectly packed p...

Caroline and Ivy Ch. 02

by GooDoughnut on Sep 1, 2017
Fetish

Ivy was in the kitchen cooking breakfast when Caroline knocked on the door the next morning. She answered it and Caroline walked in holding a brown paper package. She set it down on the table. "This is for you, but wait to open it until after breakfast." She sat down at the table and unbuttoned her blouse, exposing much of her cleavage. She fanned herself....

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Cookies & Cream Ch. 04

by RoseNostagia88 on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"Éclair" Bliss. That's all I could describe my embrace with my lover beneath me. Total bliss. I slept like baby in a secured crib, not caring about my surroundings except what I'm sleeping on...my John. I really didn't want to wake up from this heavenly sleep...except there was a scent of bacon. How strange...if bacon was cooking, then someone was cooking t...