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Red Eye Pt. 01

by LillyRae on Nov 16, 2020
Erotic Couplings

"God DAMN IT." I crushed my empty red bull can into my desk and flung it against the brick wall next to me. "Hey. Rae." Jude's voice was smooth and calming. "Fuck it, we'll get it, don't flip out." "It's the same god damn exception that I had this morning." I gestured towards the screen. "Null Pointer Exception. It shouldn't be null! There's no reason for...

Love for Hire Ch. 03

by sadistic_strutta on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Roxy stood there like a schoolgirl letting her gaze roam over the people hanging around the parking lot. Dressed in a slutty outfit of high heels, knee socks, plaid skirt that barely reached her thighs, white button-up shirt that was tied to show off her stomach with a skimpy sweater vest to cover her, she felt the part. Everyone was in college but she still...

A House of Men

by kassandral on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

“Carlos, turn that down!’ “Ah, but Holly, the Falcons are getting ready to score.” My grades are more important than that damn football game. Turn it down before I come do it for you.” “Holly . . .” “Don’t push me, man, I’m not joking.” “Fine.” “Thanks.” Silence is the only reply I get, and I sigh. I hate being the ogre of the house, but living with f...

My Friend Hisacun

by History Nut on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Yesterday, I received a letter from my longtime friend Eukan Jacquekov. I have deleted the parts addressed to me personally, but am now sharing with you the last several pages in which he relates a recent adventure he had in Brisbane, Australia. He wrote: "Until I met my friend Hisacun (pronounced He's a cun), I thought I was the only man cursed with a nam...

Hegemony Ch. 01

by Serendipity_Engine on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"My name is Zuad. Zuad Upphazeer Zemeira Erromis Vropohkty" Zuad spoke softly as she ran her fingers through the barbarian lordling's long hair. It was delightful, his hair, a reddish brown shade that she had never seen before. She had never seen long hair on a man before either, though his was not exceptionally long, and only just went past his shoulders....

Like an Instrument

by tkoberon on Apr 22, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Import/export is a very lucrative business. One can make huge profits from getting goods abroad and into the country. I am one such. The goods I am talking about may be called "testacles." You see, I am a highly educated married woman, in the music industry; I coach young and old in various instruments and voice. Lately I have been involved in internet mark...

"Little" Sister Pt. 08

by pocketrocket on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Author's note: This is an appendix for "Little" Sister. I have done some revisions and additions to make the story more of a stand-alone, but there are many cross-over characters. For the politically mind, Donald Trump has a bit in part 7. First is a cast of characters, followed by a history of the Richards family and their estate. Cast of "Little" Sister...

A Thanksgiving to Remember

by BlueMoonSoon on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

A beautiful sexy woman can make all the difference in the world. Last November one turned my Thanksgiving from a living hell into a living paradise. If all my holidays were like that one I'd get a job at Hallmark just to express my gratitude. It started out boring enough. I am not a big fan of turkeys, large family gatherings, football, or cranberry sauce s...

Behind the Iron Curtain Ch. 05

by fredwriter on Dec 12, 2018
Novels and Novellas

Soon after the collapse of the Berlin Wall, I was in an Eastern European country. My business was in trouble, but would the new girl help me? ----------------------- The next morning Lilya and Danica accompanied me to the office. Natalya saw us off like a good little housewife, handing Danica my briefcase and giving me an open-mouthed french kiss. She look...

Lavender Blue Panties Ch. 02

by Saintosos on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Julia Harvey's Monday had proceeded very well until 3 p.m. All who knew Doctor Harvey would affirm that her resolute utilitarian cheerfulness could never be untracked by any mundane existential occurrence. Exuberant professionalism marked her personality and a gilded steel will power enabled her gifted intellect. Julia's husband, Steve, called Harve by clos...