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This Guy Walks into a Bar

by fanfare on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

A Not So Funny Joke On Modern Times This Guy walks into a Bar....... As his eyes adjust to the dim lighting and his nose tries to adapt to the stench, Guy sees his PI sitting at the bar. He walked over next to her. While waiting for the bartender to come down to this end, Guy watches the eyes of the PI in the mirror. She tilts her head towards her right sh...

Four Plus One 01: Monkey Bars

by ReefBeach on Sep 14, 2017
First Time

This piece is longer and more elaborate, so I'd like your opinion, or a vote would be nice. I'd like to acknowledge Secretsxywriter, whose work gave me inspiration. ***** Three, two, one, GO! Lanny swung off the platform, grasping the overhead bars. She quickly recalled the sensation of her hands on the rounded steel, the pinch of skin on her palms and th...

I Can Do Better Than This

by Pultoy on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Greetings coveted readers: I haven't submitted anything for quite a while. I've just had nothing I wanted to write. Then, the other day, I caught a few lines of a song on the radio. I haven't heard it before, or since, and I cannot seem to recreate the melody in my head. But, the words did make an impression on me. And so, I offer this story for your approva...

There's Something about Sarah Ch. 04

by MicheleNylons on Sep 18, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Chapter Four -- Bruno's Bar and Grill The phallus was long, thick and veiny. The glans was an angry purple color and clear droplets of pre-seminal fluid oozed from the eye. The red nailpolish I was wearing contrasted nicely with the smooth, almost silky pink flesh of the turgid member as I slowly stroked the throbbing shaft. He sighed and then gasped as I...

A Big Shiny Blue Marble Ch. 09

by TaLtos6 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

***Sometimes what you don't want to see just shows up anyway, no matter what you do. 0_o -------------- They ran into each other now and then over the next two weeks. It hadn't been the intent of either of them -- it had just happened. Selena was in an area a little far from her home, and had stopped at an inn for the night. The next morning, she was on h...

Texas Trio Pt. 02 - Becky's Debt Ch. 09-12

by SteffiOlsen on Nov 6, 2018
Erotic Couplings

REMINDER: I write long stories. Many chapters don't have naughty bits, but those that do will be more fun if you read the others, too! Also, although TT2 is a stand-alone novel, it takes place in the same family as Texas Trio, so you might want to read that first! -Stefanie -:-:-:-:-:-:- Chapter 9 -:-:-:-:-:-:- A week later, Becky was right back at it, s...

The Secretary's Sadism

by justincbenedict on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

Lourdes gritted her teeth as Solomita pressed the end of her Newport Full Flavor cigarette to the edge of her lover's clitoris. Lourdes was a non smoker, but endured much from the cancer sticks of her various dominants... Lourdes's nipples were severely clamped with Victor rat-traps, quite heavy, and she was a comic sight as the traps wavered, on her small...

A Dream of Empire Ch. 003

by WhimsicalRepertoire on Feb 1, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

-=-=-=-=-=-=- Alanna Farport, Imperial County of Catriona 13th of Zenith, 1282 D.f. -=-=-=-=-=-=- Alanna and Talos had journeyed across the County of Catriona on horseback for the better part of three days, crossing the paved Imperial highway just yestermorn. The pair had briefly stopped in the town of Featherton to relay their sorrow of the lost w...

Tybalt and Juliet Ch. 10

by SpindleTop on Nov 4, 2019
First Time

Author's Notes: All characters are at least 18 years old, except where stated otherwise. It's the second half of August. Jake, Amy and their schoolmates are preparing to go to university in September or October. In this chapter, Jake mentions GCSEs, which are exams taken by 16-year-olds in England. Thanks for reading and please do leave feedback. ******...

A Hope for Rauri Ch. 02

by TaLtos6 on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

***So here's where I trot out the sidekick. For a male detective, if he has a male sidekick, it's often to inject a little humor. If the sidekick is female, she's often portrayed as being hopelessly in love with him. Shauna is Wesley's sometime sidekick, though he tends not to be shy at all about telling anyone that she's the mastermind, which is someti...