Chapstick Medicated Commercial 1995 Stories

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Dick or Treat

by QueenofHalloween on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Every year I host an Adults Only Halloween party. Granted, it's a bunch of thirtysomething soccer moms and dads (because it would be awkward not to invite the moms), but the party is a favorite haunt for men who know that a Devil costume isn't going to be the only horny thing at this party. Since my divorce, the hot dads in town know this will be the night...

Sex Stories on the Internet

by H. Jekyll on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Sex Stories on the Internet: The First Twenty or so Years H. Jekyll February 2, 2008 One might wonder how sex stories grew so quickly on the Internet. Not sex, per se, pictures or videos of amazing acts, but stories, which take enormous time to write and edit, and time to read. And that pay so poorly -- for the most part not at all. Free sex stories have...

Tasha

by Ann Douglas on Oct 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by Paramount Pictures. This story is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody . No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story. The foll...

Lucy Lawless and a Cowboy

by CreativeErotica1 on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It was the middle of September in 2003 and New Zealand actress Lucy Lawless was in the city of Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, to film a documentary on the late Apache female warrior Lozen who had ridden with the famed Geronimo. It was part of a series called Warrior Women for the Discovery Channel, and Lucy had been hired as the presenter. The series had...

Universal Sexuality

by Shale on Sep 15, 2017
Reviews & Essays

For those not familiar with Playboy magazine, Asa Baber writes a column on men each month, usually a masculinist interpretation of relationships with women. His essay in the December, 95 issue was titled "multisexual in 1996," and started as an exploration of bisexuality when one of his old cronies confessed to a new found sexual identity. However, Baber ran...

Meeting Jenny Ch. 02

by icanmakeuthrob on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

I took the stairs back down to my office, and found a long cord hidden in the back of our poorly organized stock room. I stopped by my boss's office on the way back out. "Sam," I declared, walking into his office. "I owe you big time. BIG. TIME." Sam laughed as he finished packing up his things. "Yeah, I just knew you had to meet Jenny when she got in. Sh...

Pliable Passions

by gummygalover on Jun 6, 2019
Science Fiction

Epidemiologists are baffled by an outbreak of what they are referring to as -Flexis-fluidum (or rubber-fluid) Syndrome- that suddenly and randomly affected around one tenth of the worlds population, with the most notable incident taking place in Cassadaga, Florida. Thankfully the symptoms don’t become apparent until the infected individual reaches adulthood,...

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Bride of Kong 03

by Hypoxia on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Or is it? All characters herein are imaginary. Or are they? All events described here are fictitious. Oh, really? All locales described here are real and actual. If you had been to the unnamed places, you would recognize them. But this story is not to be taken seriously. Or is it? All sexual activity depicted here invol...

Coed Harem Ch. 01

by MasterBates2U on Jun 1, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: This first chapter sets the story, so it might take a little bit longer to get off the ground compared to my usual submissions, but everything should settle into its own in short order. Much appreciated. Cheers. ***** It was a Friday in late November and I was winding down the first semester of my junior year at Heraclian University, an upst...

Teaching Her a Lesson Pt. 01

by Svalbarding on Jul 6, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Author's note: All characters present for or witnessing any sexual encounters are 18+. Part One: Behavioral Intervention Plan "This is bullshit, Mr. Canon." Taylor Stern slapped her essay down on my desk. Behind her, her peers looked up from their own freshly returned papers, no doubt to see how I'd react to Taylor's latest outburst. I decided to keep it...