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Patented

by masterdavid1965 on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

As Dan Wiseman worked his old, worn key in the lock of his office, the corners of his mouth turned up just a bit. “Guess that key’s a lot like me – it still works, but its teeth are just about gone; I guess that’s what forty years of working for the government will do to you.” Of course, the youngster standing beside him couldn’t really appreciate what was...

PSI Plague: Recruitment

by JamesMiehoff on Sep 23, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

PSI Plague: Recruitment Copyright (c) 2019 James Miehoff, All Rights Reserved. This work may not be published whether for fee or free without this copyright. ------------------ The following is a work of fiction and as such, all characters mentioned herein are fictional and any resemblance to any persons living, dead or fictional is purely coincidental....

Finishing School Handbook

by brewster926 on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

Please note: this is an official copy of the handbook actually used at Dr. Deucel's famous finishing school which was in existence in Wayward on the Tool in Lower Suckexx during the latter part of the Nineteenth Century. Dr. Deucel's school was known for taking ladies in their twenties and older that everyone else had given up on and helping them become happ...

A Surface Problem Ch. 02

by cfumago on Oct 6, 2020
Novels and Novellas

2. Anna and the 'essence'. I had a quick cereal-toast and tea breakfast and left early to deliver the sample to mother. It will be three days until I get results. The rest of the day was taken up with joe-jobs and thoughts of the previous evening. Did I have Peter in my spider's web? Apart from the potential high-titre sample, did I want to have him in my l...

Petition for Exchange of Sex

by Decayed Angel on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Petition for Exchange of Sexual Congress State of Texas County of Harris Court Fifth Circuit Sexual Practices Docket No. Fifty two forty five (5245) In re: Exchange of Sexual Congress Name of Petitioner: Justin Aaron Fitzgale Name of Petitioned: Janet Elaine Siewalls From: Initial foreplay To: Final presumed mutual orgasm(s) Petitioner makes t...

Gathering Fallen Rocks Ch. 13

by 2Xwidderwoman on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

It took Gail and Howard less than two hours to load all but the Fletcher's overnight things. Betsy promised to clean the refrigerator and bathroom before they left. Gail said not to bother, and then started doing those two things for her because she knew the older woman would do them anyway. When they were finally home, Gail fell on the bed, "Oh, don't even...

Valuing Books

by oggbashan on Aug 31, 2017
How To

Oggbashan's Advice: Is this book valuable? This was written for charity shops selling books in the UK but can have some application elsewhere. A secondhand book has NO value unless somebody wants to buy it. 1. Books that have NO value Readers' Digest Condensed Books and Mills and Boon paperbacks can soon swamp the largest shop. There are buyers for pris...

Pastiches de Oggbashan

by Literotica on Oct 22, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Many Literotica writers will tell you that they've known few more generous, clever or prolific writers than Oggbashan (also affectionately and familiarly known as "Ogg"). [Editor's Note: follow Ogg's recent personal journey here.] It's been said that Ogg is writing for a distinct, endangered breed of cultured readers; comparatively, that his writings are fo...

A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette Ch. 08

by lordodie on Sep 18, 2017
Anal

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical resemblance to a real person that any fictional character herein may bear is probably intentional and is...

Quid Pro Quo Ch. 01

by mohawk08 on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

They stepped into the elevator together. As the door closed behind them, Erika Sawyer caught her reflection in the metal covered doors. It wasn't mirror-like, but you could still make out the shapes of people. If she didn't know the woman looking back at her, Erika would have thought it was a stripper or maybe even a hooker. The blond woman in front of her...