Cardi Stories

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Cardi B vs. Monsters

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky fuck parody and what not. This is my new series starring the one and only Cardi B... She takes on whoever and whatever gets in her way... She's a freaky fuck babe ready to throw down... Her pussy and what not... Enjoy my fellow freaks. "Damn it's dark up in here. Bumpin' my ass and shit. Gonna break a nail and what not. Dick's done gone an...

Brevity: Cardi B

by TheNewcomer on Sep 24, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Where's your husband at?" Brandon stepped into the marvelous mansion and tried to hold in his envy. That was interrupted after he asked a stupid question to the owner of the home. Cardi turned and pushed her hair back. "Nickel, you came ovah to mah fuckin' table and dropped ya banana into my 'rita like a stir stick," she said angrily. And a bit drunk. "Th...

Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky ass fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real... But it's hot "I invited both you ladies here tonight, to do a spread, that'll knock out every other porn mag spread. It's, Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj. Two hotties showing those hot ass bodies. "Well daddy.... You can see my hot ass body anytime you want... but that bitch, can suck a dick. Ho." Card...

Ass Fuckers Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Yeah... he's starting a new series. It's called Ass Fuckers. Pretty simple." My wife Beth Chapman laughs on the phone. She's talking to my other wife, music goddess of goddesses Cardi B. "Damn... daddy can't get enough of dat ass. I fucking love it!" Cardi loves my idea. "Yeah. I'm thinking of maybe a double anal with him and Spence (The King Of Queens)....

Nailing the Tracks Pt. 19

by daxg2001 on May 12, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the singers, record labels, musicians, places, etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in...

Beyonce: The Bondage Queen

by DickThePimp on Jul 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS FICTION...IT IS NOT REAL *** Beyoncé decided she needed a break from all the stress she dealt with in her professional life. She secretly had fantasized about being a dominatrix for years. Interracial, Bondage and S&M porn always turned her on immensely, so she decided to open up her very own, very exclusive, Interracial S&M club....

Spence The Pornstar Ch. 04

by DickThePimp on Jun 3, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Sex Fiction... Perverted And Dirty But Not Real Spence's porn career has been going great. His movies are all big hits... and he's making us... especially me... a lot of money. Kim (Kardashian) has been keeping on top of things, making sure Spence (The King Of Queens) doesn't do anything stupid to mess up his new porn stud image. It's a tough job... but my...

Celebrity Mind Control

by Thefella8000 on Apr 22, 2025

Your name is Roy, and you are fed up with your life. “You are a manger of one of the sexiest celebrity’s on the plant, and that’s not the bad part. The bad part was them always saying you weren’t good enough, and you could never negotiate good enough to get her enough money. She even called you names like loser, and she said that if you didn’t improve as a m...

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Playboy Goes Trashy Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

VERY MUCH A PARODY... 50% SATIRICAL SARCASM... 50% OVER THE TOP TRASHY HUMOR... 100% PURE FUCKED UP FILTH... NOT REAL AT ALL... PURELY FOR PERVERTED ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY... PEACE Episode 01 : Welcome To The New Playboy Playboy Mansion... Holmby Hills... "TAKE IT, BITCH! FUCK! TAKE THAT DICK! FUCK YEAH!" "GOD!! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! UH...

Berlin

by CliteroticMags on Sep 1, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My name's Magsie and, with the help of my boyfriend I'm going to tell you about one of my best adventures ever. Even though it happened a while ago, remembering it still inflames my very core. I'd settled down by myself in front of the telly one night when I was on my own and had idly started to watch a documentary about the Berlin Love Parade, because ever...