by
TommyMars
on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire
Preface: If you take any of this seriously, you're a dumb honky.
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We begin in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
The Muffin Man was seated at the table, gathering an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, in an effort to create the perfect muffin. Enter Tommy Mars, clawing the ants off of his flesh.
"I found them! They're b...
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by
SNAGuy
on Aug 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings
This is a do-over of a do-over. The original didn't get much response other than somebody missing the point of the twisted grammar that I chose to use. I reined in that wild voice a bit in the first do-over, but it still wasn't very erotic. In this revision (strike three I suppose!) I've tried to up the erotic content a bit, but if you've read my other stori...
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by
Nikita_writer
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
Soccer mom, sex toys, and viagra, humiliation at the gynecologist's
Her birthday is October 1. Nikita feels like a woman half her age. Any mention of her birthday puts her in an a state of torment because she doesn't like that kind of attention. At this point in her life, she would love to get a clit piercing, but it is a pipe dream for her. Always the prag...
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by
daxg2001
on Jun 10, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the singers, record labels, musicians, places, etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in...
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BDSM
(Note: All characters in this story are over 18 years of age.)
It has been two weeks since Jenni first laid eyes on Mark. Now she's back in Dr. Zavodny's consulting room for her regular Friday session. He takes in her appearance and gives her two rapid eyebrow raises to make her chuckle.
"So, 2018 is treating you well."
"You, too; you're tanned. We've mi...
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by
Winter Inter
on Apr 22, 2025
_(Melissa Shield or any other character i reference in this story is/are of age, which is 18+. If you feel uncomfortable at any point you may leave and maybe even leave a small comment about what i have written. Or not. If you're still here, please enjoy your fap!
Bold and Italics are moans and sounds.
Italics are whispers or emphasis.)_
". . . .Is thi...
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by
Apocalyptic
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
This is some straight-up unedited freestyle shit. This is how it really went down.
I'm my own man. I make my cheese outside the law, and I don't understand how any man can think himself a man and abide by these laws that make a bunch of muckety-muck motherfuckers richer and keep him boxed in. I sell anything you need. If you want it, I got it. My only worri...
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by
armyofclaire91
on Apr 22, 2025
"You could not live with your failure. And where did that lead you? Back to me."
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"...Bottom of the fourth, we're tied at three apiece."
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"This is CNN Breakin-"
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"It's okay: I'm a leaf on the wind!!"
"What does that even mean?!"
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Frustrated, Carl threw his TV remote at the couch cushion ne...
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by
big_cane_sugar
on Apr 13, 2020
Novels and Novellas
Note: There's some violence in this one... nothing really gruesome, but some of it might be savage enough to justify warning sensitive readers. Some characters die.
Of course there's a few sexy bits too but this is not one of the sexier stories in the Raoul plotline.
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Raoul stays at the sorority another half hour, not wanting to run off too...
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by
the_todd
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"So there she blows, bigger than it looked in the brochure" commented newly promoted Lt. Connor Murphy, as the U.S.S. Stallion drifted into view outside Starbase 0001. The newly built "Expedient" class ship, built for deep space exploration buzzed the main promenade before holding position 200 kms from the station. Within seconds, Murphy was sprinting down t...
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