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Penny vs. Bernadette

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...

The Big White Trash Bang Theory Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...

Penny's Big Bang Theory of Sex

by DickThePimp on Apr 17, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Parody... Not Real This is a sex parody starring characters from the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2019 My wife Penny and I have been married for two years. We've been dating for five. I first met her at The Cheesecake Factory years ago. I ordered some pie... she gave me some pussy in the bathroom. She was dating some scientist named Leon...

Redneck Fuck Chronicles Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Jul 31, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

EPISODE 01 : BIG BANGING REDNECK THEORY "Damn... I gotta put my damn dick in somebody. If I don't find a pussy quick, it's goin in your fat ass Spence." I blurt out, horny as hell, driving my pickup. "Wait... huh?" Spence (The King Of Queens) gets all timid. I laugh. We're on our way to the Cheesecake Factory. It's Tighty Whitey Day. Yeah... me and my cr...

The Big Banging Theory of Sex

by DickThePimp on Aug 7, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Main Cast : James (Me) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living. I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...

Big Bang Theory-Randall's Birthday

by shaggy77 on Jan 14, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Big Bang Theory- Randall's Birthday (fictional story about fictional characters) (A stand-alone story.) Leonard Hofstadter knocked on 4B and without waiting for an invitation, opened the door and entered the apartment of his gorgeous girlfriend. Since their relationship had advanced to a more intimate one, they each had taken the liberty of treating each...

The Big Bangin' Theory

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. This is a fuck parody about my interactions with the characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory... My mom, Patty, in this story will be played by Patricia Heaton... Enjoy my fellow freaks. *** "Yeah mom. I know. Just tell dad to chill with the taking over the world crap. Well, I don't know what to...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a big perverted fuck parody series based on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It ain't real My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) San Francisco, CA. 2:30 pm "Smile baby... say CHEESE!" "CHEESE!!" My good friend Bernadette smiled around my 10 inch meat missile, her fucking sexy mouth stretched obscenely wide around my huge cock. She was blowing me, whil...

Perspectives On Spousal Training

by MISTRESSTRESSA on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

As a fifty year old career dominatrix, with nearly twenty five years in the business, I am often asked for my opinion on the topic of bondage discipline for wayward wives, or less commonly wayward husbands. Since spousal training is a lucrative and specialized endeavor, I have a vested interest in promoting it. However few prospective clients can afford my...

Big Bang Theory: Rebound

by Robertdoc on Sep 18, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is set near the end of Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory - when both Penny [Kaley Cuoco] and Bernadette [Melissa Rauch] just broke up with their boyfriends. ***** May 2010 Me and my friend Jim didn't have the highest expectations when we went to the club. I had been on a dry spell, although it was nothing compared to Jim's. So we went out for drinks an...