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The Spy Who Shagged Fat Bastard

by B_Boy68 on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Felicity Shagwell could hardly believe what she was doing. She knew being an undercover officer for the C.I.A. often meant undertaking dangerous missions but surely this was beyond the call of duty. It had been a bad day for her, she'd thrown herself at Austin and he'd rejected her and then Basil had told her she had to do EVERYTHING possible in order to get...

M.D.

by hoo_hoo_boo on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Though I hadn't entered and knew nothing about it, I apparently won the competition. I was embarrassed. My wife, Trixibell, had entered for me; she used my name and everything. The entry was based on my farming activities and she used all the fancy language. "Conserving Soil Carbon" she called it and she described my efforts to compost. I just wanted the cow...

Lunch in the Park

by onceamarinedjr on Nov 27, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Thanks to the summer construction, I had to take an alternate route home from work, and it turned out to be the best thing to happen to me in quite some time. On that drive I noticed a small secluded park tucked back behind a large group of trees. I decide I would check it out the next day at lunch. When I arrived there, I noticed the parking lot was larger...

Superbabe vs Sharon Osbourne

by DickThePimp on Jul 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS FICTION...THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL THIS IS MY SECOND SUPERBABE STORY...KIM KARDASHIAN PLAYS SUPERBABE...FAT BASTARD IS NOW HER SIDEKICK...ENJOY. ***** My name is Commissioner Dick and I'm once again here to tell you about, the kinky tales of Superbabe. This time, our superhero, is out to stop the evil Sharon Osbourne, from taking over the...

A Dominating Act Ch. 04

by Deathbloom on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

I couldn't help but to stare at these two sexy women, I keeled before them like they were goddess. My Lady sat in the soft leather chair, legs spread wide inviting me to taste the nectar that is her pussy. "What are you looking at Bastard?!" My Lady commanded, "Who are you to stare me down like I am some dog? You are the dog tonight!" My Lady stood quickly p...

A Dominating Act

by Deathbloom on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

"Would you rather have the silk or the leather, My Lady?" I probed. "Hmmm... I think the leather tonight." She commanded me. "Up or down, My Lady?" "I think up will be sufficient." She replied. "Blindfold, My Lady?" "No I think I'll pass on that tonight." "Would you like me to massage you with the honey or vanilla oil, My Lady?" "The vanilla will be...

The Telecast

by charleybear on Sep 18, 2017
Loving Wives

I knew it was time to end this whole thing and get out of the master control booth before anyone arrived to shut me down. If I hurried I could switch off the "live assist" mode and put the system back into the fully automated broadcast mode. Our local television audience had seen enough for one night. As soon as I had the system up and running normally I cou...

Bedroom Conversations Ch. 03

by LynnGKS on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

My name is Tom Rogers and I am 46 years old. My wife Peggy and I have been married since my third year of medical school. I am presently a practicing gynecologist at the Collins Clinic in Springfield Missouri. My marriage to Peggy is a good one. She is a wonderful wife, with only one fault -- an obsessive desire to gossip with several other wives about the p...

Superbabe vs. Dr. Evil

by DickThePimp on Jul 4, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION MEANT TO ENTERTAIN ONLY THIS IS A NEW SERIES ABOUT SUPERBABE A SUPER HOT SUPERHERO STARRING KIM KARDASHIAN AS SUPERBABE...THIS STORY ALSO HAS TWO FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS IN IT DR EVIL AND FAT BASTARD...ENJOY. *** Hey there, I'm Commissioner Dick. I run the entertainment industry of Tinseltown. Recently, we...

Betrayed by Her Stockings

by NylonDreams on Aug 31, 2020
Loving Wives

Betrayed by her Stockings As he waited for the whore to come home, he reviewed their life together and the last month since he had discovered her adultery. He had thought he had found a kindred spirit, one who loved the same things he did sports, travel, eating out, walking, theme parks and nature. They shared the same sense of humour and loved to surprise...