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The Office Milf Ch. 01

by anonymouse333 on Oct 8, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My stories are written in British English and contain idioms, spelling, slang and phrasing that some readers may not be familiar with. I work in an open plan office alongside both men and women. It is an office like any other, rectangular with windows on two sides. There are approximately twenty five of us in this office. Some of our desks are in cubicles...

Then vs Than

by Angel Love on Sep 14, 2017
How To

As a volunteer editor in the Literotica Editor's Program, one of my biggest pet peeves is the consistent misuse of the word then for the word than by many writers. There is a BIG difference my friends! Does anyone else's skin crawl when they see a sentence like this . . . His cock was bigger then most . . . or even this . . . We can talk it over than decide...

Surreptitious Love Ch. 59

by BenGarland on Sep 28, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 59 -- The Slower the Better Tina was on summer break and thus back in town for a few weeks, and so we had done a titillating role-play the previous week. I had taped her shop-lifting at the supermarket and then blackmailed her to go to a hotel with me, where we had fucked profusely and peed on each other. She had pretended to be naive and inexperien...

A Note from a Reader Ch. 02

by Bhob on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I won't be long, I promise. I just want to address a couple of things, thank you all for your support, and clarify some things where I may have left a wrong impression. First, the Thanks. I've received a lot of e-mails and public comments on the original article. More of it, in fact, than I have for anything else I've written. Nearly all of it has been kind...

My Best Friend's Little Sister

by anonymouse333 on Sep 23, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This story is partial fact and partial fantasy. It happened when I was 19 years old. All my stories are written in British English and contain idioms, spelling, slang and phrasing that some readers may not be familiar with. *** I had known my best friend John since kindergarten. I was invited to his 20th birthday BBQ at his parents' house. John had two v...

Ancient Sex & the Bible

by NaughtyMike on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Edited by Pantera Bonita * * * * * The Bible makes all kinds of sexual references. These references are vague and glossed over in idioms and translated out of the text. Because of this no holds barred fucking format, I am able to factually relate these terms in basic crude English. NOAH Chapter 9 of Genesis has an awkward scene involving a drunken Noah wh...

The Great British Bate Off

by anonymouse333 on Dec 24, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My stories are written in British English. You may encounter spelling, phrases and idioms that differ to English from other locales. My wife and I were at the annual neighbourhood party. The sun was high and the beer was flowing. This party had taken place every year since long before we settled here. Pretty much everyone knew everyone else. Well, neighbour...

A Walk in the Woods Pt. 03

by rogerwilko on Nov 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

That summer kept getting hotter, and even late in the season the country baked under the sun. Rachel and I had gone to stay at her parent's house in the Hampshire countryside for the weekend to look after the horses, while her parents were away. It's a big house, overlooking a narrow valley and with it's own paddocks and stables adjacent to the house. We'd s...

Quel age as-tu?

by Dinsmore on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

The characters in this story speak French most of the time although I have written their dialogue in English with only a very occasional French phrase for some degree of authenticity. I haven't studied French in forty years and apologize if I've gotten tense, gender, grammar or syntax wrong. Steve had just completed his freshman year of college. He was a vi...

Want Fries With That Blowjob?

by LarsCharles on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

From the corner booth, three piece-suited Andrew "The Axe" Culligan glared around the Muncie Chef Supreme. No business, poor location, part-time hours. What a joke. Just another rundown fast-food burger joint, interchangeable with a thousand others littering American highways. It would be shut down, soon - he'd see to that. He'd earned the title "The Axe."...