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Sex In Sixty Seconds

by andtheend on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

Would you rather have sex in sixty seconds or read a less than 2,000 word sexy story in a minute? It sounds absurd, doesn't it, doing one over the other, and doing either within the time frame of a minute? Yet, this is Literotica.com, an erotic story reading and writing site, where impossible sexual feats are accomplished, the memory of which are recorded a...

Halloween Proposal - No More Candy

by andtheend on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

What if, instead of candy, we passed out something else, something we all could use. For those of you who thought that I was proposing marriage by writing this Halloween Proposal, I'm not. I'm proposing a change in how we celebrate Halloween and trick or treat for that matter in general. What I am proposing is that it's time for a change in what we pass out...

Dear Santa, Good, Bad, or Naughty?

by andtheend on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Mrs. Mary Christmas-Claus writes Santa to tell him she was very naughty on Halloween. Dear Santa, Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to town. He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice, Santa Claus is coming to town. He knows when you're sleeping. H...

My John Has a Foot Fetish

by andtheend on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

Al has the perfect job to satisfy his foot fetish. My name is Linda and I'm a prostitute. One of my regular clients is Al, the owner of Al's Shoe Store downtown. Al has a foot fetish. Much in the way that a Yogi has been able to transform himself from living a solitary, spiritual lifestyle by practicing meditation in a way that translates the benefits of m...

How Men Can Have A Happy Christmas

by andtheend on Sep 13, 2017
How To

Step by step instructions on how men can finally have a happy Christmas This story is for men. If you do not have a penis, be forewarned that this story is not for you. This story is about men and for men. Men only. Unless you are a Tomboy with tits bigger than your IQ and know not only how many quarters (hint) there are in a football game but also how many...

Fifty Years of Halloween Costumes

by andtheend on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

An elderly couple loves Halloween, almost as much as they love one another. Sadly and tragically, Bonnie and Andy never had children. She couldn't because of a horse riding accident that happened to her when she was young, a lifetime ago. Ironically not fair that those couples who should have children don't and those couples, who abuse their children have a...

All Pets Go To Heaven, Puppets, Too

by andtheend on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The Duke of York and the Duchess of Manchester My dog, Duchess, a Manchester terrier died a week before Christmas. I'm sitting here crying, as I write this story. Confronting my grief, letting it all out, makes me feel better to write about her. Since her breed came from Manchester, England and her name was Duchess, I used to call her the Duchess of Manches...

Using Halloween to Dress as a Queen

by andtheend on Sep 19, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

A time to wear a costume, Jerry uses Halloween as his excuse to dress as a woman. Jerry loved October, his favorite month of the year, by far. The Fall was his favorite season, too. With the colorful array of leaves that crunched underfoot and the multi-colored canopy overhead, he loved the cool crisp air that made his nipples as hard as his cock. Whenever...

God Bless Middleclass Americans

by andtheend on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

God bless middleclass Americans because no one else will. * The consequences of this recession, soon to be depression, living life as an American citizen, God, baseball, and apple pie are replaced by unemployment, homelessness, and despair. When God doesn't answer our prayers, when Americans can no longer afford to go to a baseball game, when apple pie is...

What If There Is No Global Warming?

by andtheend on Sep 12, 2017
Reviews & Essays

What if my government lied to me and all of us...again? "Happy Earth Day Everyone!" Happy Earth Day? Wait, hold on, not so fast. Stop! Deflate the balloons. Cancel the caterer. Return all the bottled water. Stop the music. Stop marching. Disband the parade. Everyone go home. "Hey, I see you trying to hide with that tuba. Go home. And you! Stop banging tha...