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Awards Night

by CaptainNinnin on Feb 12, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fictional story I don't know either girl. This story was requested by Adam N. *** After the MTV Movie Awards was over Amber Rose was having a good time laughing and having a good time. But she saw someone that she wanted to have a little talk with. And that someone was Amy Schumer. The two of them had had a pretty steamy kiss on air to the delig...

Adventures of Hollywood Jim Ch. 88

by hollywoodjim on Mar 13, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Author's note-Thanks for your patience everyone, AGAIN! ***** "OK, let me see if I've got this straight..." Roger Sullivan began "First, Jackie Morrison tries to take over AU and Chuck tells her to take a hike?" I nodded. "Then, in between gobbling up studios and assorted personnel around town, she offers you a prime job at the new company?" Michael Bald...

We Dot Our I's With Hearts Pt. 01

by VSsissy92 on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Disclaimer: This story contains transgender and crossdressing themes. If you are not comfortable with these, please go to another story. All names and places are fictional and not intended to represent any real place. All characters in the story are over the ages of 18. ***** Belleville is a semi-suburban town in southern California. Belleville does not bo...

A Good Gala Fuck

by sugarygemma on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

A/N: As told from the POV of Elle, a redheaded country girl turned high-end prostitute. ~ I hadn't noticed him at first. He was so quiet, sitting there at the back of the room, that I just sort of forgot he existed. It never occurred to me that the lanky, sunburnt, wide-eyed kid was the most important person in the room. He had a forgettable kind of face,...

Davy's On The Road Again Ch. 11

by oldhippie1949 on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

This is a long chapter because lots of things happened! The morning came and I was up with the dawn. I really can't say why except that maybe I was ready to seize the day. I put up coffee and took Santo out. He was pretty frisky on this dreary morning. Rain seemed to be coming in from the south and the clouds looked black and ominous. Fortunately, they were...

The Thrill of Logan

by FlorenceGontier on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

**Author's note: I apologize for the long introduction, but I hope it is still very amusing and entertaining. My future chapters will have shorter introductions, but will still be juicy. To skip to the dirty stuff, go to the fourth break. Thanks for reading! ***** It was the summer of '14 and it would be the most memorable summer I would come to know. Eve...

Daddy Number 5

by fatdaddio on Nov 23, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My home building business slowed a bit and we didn't have any new homes on the schedule for another several months. My 2 project managers were looking for something to keep busy, so they decided that we would take on a 3-month long renovation job. Instead of us subbing out the electrical, plumbing, etc., they would do the work themselves. The job itself, con...

Three Ps in a Pod Ch. 01

by bnaylor987 on Sep 9, 2019
Erotic Couplings

College housing had a radical transformation thanks in part to changing attitudes and also as a result of financial viability in an effort to remain relevant. For one particular company sanctioned by the University to provide cheap and affordable student housing Prairie View Living Community charged per bedroom instead of the entire unit and in each "pod" th...

Jack Bauer Adjusts to Change

by Dinsmore on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Mr. Bauer, I..." "Jack. Call me Jack." "Yes, well, Jack! I can't say I'm pleased to have you coming back to work at UMMSDPU. I fought to..." "UMMSDPU? I'm sorry, I thought this was CTU---Counter Terrorism Unit?" "That just shows how out of touch you are. Since the President officially ended the War on, ah, well, you know the 'T' word, that awful word is...

He Made Me Ch. 09

by bushyTrail on Sep 14, 2020
Fetish

Synopsis: Jeri is 18 and wants to become a famous porn star, she wants to be the erotic fantasy of thousands of people and she's willing to do anything to achieve her goals. However, she soon realizes that she needs help and when it comes in the form of Michelangelo, "Mikey", a much older, unattractive and yet well endowed man, who claims that he can mold h...