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Thirty Minutes

by jkoffi on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I wasn't surprised when he called. He was ballin my girl while he was sniffin after me at the same time. He was trying to tell me that he went after my girl when what he wanted was a chance to get to know me. He just needed to test the water to see if I was out of his league. How many times did I have to hear about his "good dick" and his "trickin tongue". Y...

Ascending To A New World Ch. 03

by JuliusValentine1999 on May 12, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

It might not be for some but I am having the time of my life! The name's Mac. That's it. I was once a farmer out in the Scottish highlands, making a basic living for myself until the world decided to fucking end. Well, I say the world, you ask me I feel we had some part in it. But anyways, in the words of David Byrne: how did I get here? I just came across...

Southern Girl

by Apocalyptic on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is some straight-up unedited freestyle shit. This is how it really went down. I'm my own man. I make my cheese outside the law, and I don't understand how any man can think himself a man and abide by these laws that make a bunch of muckety-muck motherfuckers richer and keep him boxed in. I sell anything you need. If you want it, I got it. My only worri...

Video Amateurs Ch. 02

by betwixt_and_between on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

The delivery man went into the kitchen to make his call. I figured he didn't want giggling female voices to tip off his manager that the car trouble story was a shuck. In a minute or so he was back—totally naked. His cock was easily fourteen inches long flaccid, and the diameter of a kielbasa. "Whoo!" Karen cheered. "I like what you got dangling." It was so...

Best of Both Worlds

by Elextrix on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

After a disappointing match on the 16th April 2012 tapings of RAW, a gloomy Dolph Ziggler is seen with his head drooping towards the floor as he sat on the bench along with Jack Swagger inside the currently empty locker room. "Fuck man! What's happened to us?" Dolph asked, as he buried his head on Jack's leg. "We used to be champions, and now look at us! We'...

The Hush Money Bar Pt. 02

by Schaka on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Our tale of the Black Cheers continues. This story containsinterracial sex,bisexuality, incestand probably few more taboos that the characters engage in that might offend the more sensitive reader. However, they are all over eighteen so they can do whatever they want! ***** The next afternoon Todd was standing just outside the door of the bar waiting f...

Greaseball Theater

by brianshead on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

A geezer, that's what my sister said he was. She knows about stuff like that, geezers and stuff. Me--I'm a ticket boy. And I'm good at it. I can half a ticket so fast you'll hardly have to break stride. When I'm working, the line is never more than three or four people long. Once the show starts and the lights are down, I'm the flashlight guy. I walk the ai...

The Eighty-eighth Key Ch. 38

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Oct 5, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Part IV Chapter 38 ____________________________________ When Callahan returned from 'sighting' Stacy and Escobar he dropped to the floor, hitting his head on the side of the piano as he fell. Bullitt stumbled free of the effect and made it to his friend's side, found a thready pulse and went to the kitchen. He found a clean glass and filled it with tap wa...

No Way!

by PrinceThelo on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I guess sooner or later it had to happen. It had crept up on me, real sneaky like. I had been noticing these white, hardened patches starting to grow on my foreskin, exactly on the edge that protrudes the most when my dick is at rest. But I didn't think much of it. As a tennis pro I've had calluses on my hands and feet all my life. So I was used to that. You...

The Phoenix Ch. 01: A New Life

by FilthyFantasy on Apr 23, 2019
BDSM

Our story takes place in a futuristic world where massive spaceships capable of supporting life for millions of individuals roam the galaxy. One of those ships is 'The Phoenix', a gargantuan ship home to a hundred million people. It was once a republic governed by democracy but in a bloody coup came under control of a single person, a dictator nicknamed by h...