Agent Hooters Stories

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Agent Hooters Visits the Doctor Ch. 02

by spacer x on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

NOTE: I've been a fan of George Tasker's pulpy, over-the-top styled stories. He's kindly given me permission to write a story set in one of his universes, using his Agent Hooter and Agent Slut characters. The gist of the below story came to me in a dream and I felt obliged to write it and flesh it out. But this quick two-parter isn't slowing me down from com...

Agent Hooters Visits the Doctor Ch. 01

by spacer x on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

NOTE: I've been a fan of George Tasker's pulpy, over-the-top styled stories. He's kindly given me permission to write a story set in one of his universes, using his Agent Hooter and Agent Slut characters. The gist of the below story came to me in a dream and I felt obliged to write it and flesh it out. But this quick two-parter isn't slowing me down from com...

Agent Hooters vs corporate America

by LWeibull2 on Oct 17, 2005
Humor & Satire

A man in a perfectly tailored suit leans back in his leather armchair. He picks up a thin dossier from the solid oak-desk in front of him. It says "Report on Secret Agent Anna Smith" on the front page. He opens the dossier with a stern look on his face. The first page contains a set of photographs taken with a telescopic lens. A stunningly beautif...

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Back to Secret Agent School

by username on May 17, 2008
Science Fiction

Anna Nicole Smith took her seat in the briefing room ready for the top secret sting operation that was about to go down. At the front of the crowded room stood the Chief of the agency. "Okay ladies and gents this is the deal. Anthony Barelle, one of the nastiest organized crime bosses in this country is in town tonight and tonight only," said the C...

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The Real Things

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Hi, my name is George Tasker and I'm the author of the Agent Hooters adventures you'll find on this site. If you haven't read any of them, they're a kind of parody putting Anna Nicole Smith in the role of a sexy secret agent. What you're about to read is a 100% true recount of an adventure that happened in real life to me less than a week ago. Well, there I...

The Pervert Agent Returns

by DickThePimp on Jun 11, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Ahhhhh. It's good to be back. Nice vacation in Hawaii with Ronda, but I'm an agent, best in the damn biz. LA LA Land is my home... my jungle, and I'm the king of it. "TIMMY... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" I yell for my young assistant Timmy. He's annoying sometimes and gets in the way here and there, but... Yeah, he's a pain. Timmy runs into my office. "Yes sir?"...

High School Hooters Ch. 1

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Prologue Anna Nicole Smith, aka Secret Agent Hooters stood nervously on the edge of the large stage at the 'Horny Monkey' bar. Anna was dressed in a plain white t-shirt that looked about three sizes too small for her and a black g-string bikini bottom. The small shirt stretched taut across her ample breasts, leaving little to the imagination, including the...

Back In Time Pt. 2

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

this continues from the first Part of the story... Anna Nicole Smith awoke with a pounding headache to find herself naked with the young stable boy cuddling up behind her, his groin pressed to her posterior and one of his hands absently cupping her right tit. Her gut was queasy and her head killing her, but she carefully slipped out of the teenagers embrac...

The Revenge of Professor Nasty

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Prelude Anna Nicole Smith couldn’t believe the way her holiday was going. Here she was in the beautiful Rio de Janeiro and she’d spent the past three days in the cramped apartment belonging to the Chief’s nineteen year old son. When all her baggage had gone missing on the flight including her money she’d been forced to sit it out at young Dylan’s apartment...

CODENAME: Hooters

by GeorgeTasker on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Prelude Anna Nicole Smith leaned back on the plush red velvet bedspread, her back arching and her ample chest rising invitingly. The position caused her already vast breasts to jut out even further from her chest, the mountainous peaks were topped with hard, erect nipples that glistened slightly in the dim light of the bedroom. "Damn you got some big titti...